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Billericay - Owner Glenn Tamplin becomes Manager

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by YTC, Mar 2, 2017.

  1. Nivag

    Nivag Well-Known Member

    He could have written all that on one sheet of paper instead of a whole pad.
  2. Christian Burt

    Christian Burt Well-Known Member

    This is absolutely brilliant.
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  3. Needham fan

    Needham fan Well-Known Member

    That is unbelievable! I think Tamplin is managing to unite the rest of the league, but I'm not really sure what the right description of that unity is. Not envy or jealousy - more like hilarity, embarrassment, even pity. You are not telling me that the players actually buy into all that crap!

    Anyway, when we play them a week on Saturday, I hope our manager shows this to our lads and, when they have stopped laughing, tells them to get out there and shut them up.....
  4. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Crush them into dust please. And then laugh at them.
  5. cambelt

    cambelt Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a captain at a rugby club I used to play for. He used to build himself into a frothing rage and end the team talk by screaming "we're going to fuck them, we're going to fuck them all, we're literally going to fuck all of them". Didn't do much for those of us who knew the difference between literally and figuratively. I mean, you'd get carded for doing that....probs a straight red.
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  6. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    coincidentally, straight red was the nickname he'd given his penis.
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  7. AndyF

    AndyF DHFC Beer Aficionado

    Why did the lion get lost in the jungle? "Because the "Jungle Is Massive!" :)
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  8. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    This is the best thing I've ever seen.

    His kid sat there!
    The song!
    The way they go "oooh" in the song.
    The way he says something about shouting and the greatest because that worked the other week!!!
    The look of terror and amusement on most of the players' faces.
    The size that his writing must be!

    You couldn't script this scene any better.

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  9. bkbk

    bkbk Well-Known Member

    Thank you for bringing this into my life
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  10. SDE

    SDE Well-Known Member

    Too good. Just TOO good.
  11. jnrknight

    jnrknight James Knight

    The Sitton rant Dunc posted is tough to top but that has left me speechless.
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  12. sleaterkinney

    sleaterkinney Well-Known Member

    Nothing on Davy Fitz

    Last edited: Apr 14, 2017
  13. 3010

    3010 Well-Known Member

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  14. Fingers

    Fingers From Tuscany SE22

  15. Griff_Turnstile

    Griff_Turnstile Agenda confused turnstile operator

  16. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    Now on Soccer AM, is there no stopping this man!
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  17. For those of you that can watch Soccer AM, they are doing "You Know The Drill" with Jimmy Bullard over at Billericay in a few minutes....
  18. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Wherein he somehow manages to make an even bigger prick of himself. Outstanding.
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  19. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    Post match song!
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  20. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    I know more about them than they think I do.

    I know they were only at 70 percent.
  21. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    Wheels coming off O'Hara taking on a fan!!!
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  22. Wow
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  23. AndyF

    AndyF DHFC Beer Aficionado

    Doesn't surprise me. If you have and show zero discipline at the top then this is what happens.

    They can't make the play-offs now. Cue song..."I am a small hill, I am a bon sai, oh....
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  24. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Am I drunk or did I just see that?
  25. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Let loose the dogs of twitter.
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  26. barnsleydulwich

    barnsleydulwich Well-Known Member

    In full view of the officials, someone's in a spot of trouble there. I'd like to know how he was provoked though.
  27. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    When are you not drunk ?
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  28. cambelt

    cambelt Well-Known Member

    Apparently a 15yr old kid offered a handshake and then took it away. Thread on their forum taken down after 15mins. #billericay #heartsofgold #policestate
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  29. Moroccan Sunset

    Moroccan Sunset Well-Known Member

    I think I now actually like Leatherhead.

    (Brady is still a tossbag, of course.)
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  30. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    Damm my thread on their forum has been taken down!!!
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