Billericay - Owner Glenn Tamplin becomes Manager

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  1. editor

    editor hiraethified

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  2. Son of Roy

    Son of Roy Thinks Gavin Rose is great

    Hang on a minute. Maybe we've overlooked something. Shouldn't Mr Tamplin be something of hero to Dulwich fans? Not from a privileged background or education he has shown that anyone can make good, if they work hard. #Tamplinomics
     
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  3. editor

    editor hiraethified

    He hasn't made good though has he? Look how he got to where he is.
     
  4. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager

    Hey, he's never sold a gram of gear in his life. :mad:
     
  5. Moroccan Sunset

    Moroccan Sunset Well-Known Member

    Honestly, Ed, how many times does he have to say it? He's a legitimate steel tycoon.

    It's almost as if you just think he's a massive liar or something.
     
  6. Nivag

    Nivag Well-Known Member

    I've fixed your typo... ;)
     
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  7. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

  8. editor

    editor hiraethified

    For a man who can over a million on the 'Billericay Ferrari', you'd think he could afford to splash out a bit for the important things - like a decent manager.
     
  9. Son of Roy

    Son of Roy Thinks Gavin Rose is great

    New manager Dean Brennan from Hemel Hempstead. I wonder if he is being paid less than the Billericay players? A Tenner says he'll be gone before the end of October.
     
  10. editor

    editor hiraethified

    So they're top of the table, propped up by oodles of cash, and they're still only pulling in 1,420 at home.

    *Ordinarily, I'd say that's a pretty good attendance, but Tamplin.
     
  11. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    I’m sure 1420 at Dulwich matches would be welcomed.
     
  12. editor

    editor hiraethified

    Of course it would - but then we haven't had millions spent on the club and a manager loudly proclaiming to the world that bumper crowds were coming our way.
     
  13. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    Everyone knew what a load of bollocks that was, except him.
     
  14. Son of Roy

    Son of Roy Thinks Gavin Rose is great

    According to The Non League Paper Billy Ricky have just signed 4 new players just in time for our visit. Kerching $$$$$$$$$$$$

    'Striker Ross Lafayette and defenders Callum Jahraldo-Martin, Joe Coveney and Ethan Stewart all came through the door at New Lodge ahead of Saturday’s FA Cup clash with Taunton Town'.
     
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  15. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Isn’t Callum ours?

    Edited to add. Looked him up. Good agent son!
     
  16. billbond

    billbond Well-Known Member

    Tbh i did not think they would start as well has they have.
    I know they have had money thrown at them which helps but still.
    I think Dulwich can beat them with the right gameplan -have a little more flair
     
  17. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    What news on the chosen one?
     
  18. Son of Roy

    Son of Roy Thinks Gavin Rose is great

    Looks like Billericay have sold all their players and there is going to be an official announcement about the future of the club at half time today.
    An unofficial spokesperson for BTFC said 'It appears our business model had some inaccuracies, in fact it was shite. We are adjusting our ambitions and are not likely to be in the football league in two years. We should have listened to those Dulwich fans who warned us. We are sorry that our financial doping robed them of the Isthmian league championship last season'.
     
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  19. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    Rather than worry about Billericay WTF is going wrong on the pitch at Dulwich, today’s performance was abysmal.
     
  20. editor

    editor hiraethified

    I think it's possible to worry about Hamlet's performance *and* discuss another football-related topic.
     
  21. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    OK boss
     
  22. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    Maybe we could get Glen to join us as Director of football?
     
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  23. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    Still, despite off field problems, Billericay struggled to a 2-0 win today.
     
  24. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    nah, we're good.
     
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  25. editor

    editor hiraethified

    I wonder what's motivating the players?

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  26. editor

    editor hiraethified

    And off he goes, as predicted by everyone. And it's the same story playing out: unpaid staff, unpaid debts, players leaving.

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  27. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    If he got bought out with real money then what a legend for escaping with his gold.
     
  28. editor

    editor hiraethified

    That article suggests that his pot of money has run dry.
     
  29. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager

    I doubt they're saleable for any actual money or self sustainable with a £10k per week wage bill tbh. Guess there's another level of implosion to come yet.
     
  30. editor

    editor hiraethified

    Money running out as Tamplin prepares to sell - Matt Lee - Journalist
     

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