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Billericay - Owner Glenn Tamplin becomes Manager..

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by YTC, Mar 2, 2017.

  1. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    Malcolm Hardee and The Greatest Show On Legs apparently stole a 5 foot pink Rolls Royce cake from Freddie Mercury's birthday party (where they were performing) and due to it's size left it in Malcolms front garden where it lay for a good 3 months.
     
  2. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    This is of far more interest than Glenn Tamplin. Any info about the meteorological conditions that faced the cake during its three month tenure?
     
  3. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    Freddie's Birthday is September according to Google, so def autumnal.
     
  4. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Where was this though? UK or abroad?
     
  5. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Surely someone called Malcolm had their front garden someone in England?
     
  6. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Malcolms can move.
     
  7. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    He lived in Lewisham (and never moved out of SE London, he owned the pub boat 'The Wibbley Wobbly' and died after falling into the Thames ones night. True Story.
     
  8. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Ah...the name you're looking for, as in the Wibbly Wobbly bloke, was Malcolm Hardee.
     
  9. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Hold on. The Guardian and the Telegraph dispute your account of the cake being left out in the rain:
    MALCOLM HARDEE, FATHER OF BRITISH ALTERNATIVE COMEDY
     
  10. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    See my first post, where I said 'Malcolm Hardee'.
     
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  11. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    I think you actually meant Malcolm Hardee.
     
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  12. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    Just going off conversations I've had with his family, and Documentary maker Jody Vandenburg who's making a film on his life.
     
  13. vornstyle76

    vornstyle76 Vorn Chic Vorn Genre

    wow, five course meals!
     
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  14. vicarofsibley

    vicarofsibley 80087355

    Is there an equivalent at SR?
     
  15. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    LUXURY!
     
  16. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    Ah yes, Foreign CEO of a company we're trying to make a deal with, we have some fanastic events lined up to woo you while you're here to thrash out the deal.

    Tonight, we dine at BTFC....
     
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  17. vornstyle76

    vornstyle76 Vorn Chic Vorn Genre

    Sex Restaurant doesn't serve food.
     
  18. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Domination Snert

    More to the point, did the cake contain a little person carrying a platter of coke? Surely the least you'd expect at Freddie Mercury's birthday party.
     
  19. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    You wouldn't want to leave that out in the rain. The old folks might like it though.
     
  20. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    CLANG!!!!!! Name drop heard here in west suffolk
     
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  21. YTC

    YTC Human Man

  22. darryl

    darryl this wasn't supposed to happen

    Hardee's book - I Stole Freddie Mercury's Birthday Cake - is worth a read if you get a chance. He used to take part in a mate's quiz night in Greenwich.
     
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  23. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    I reckon you look old enough to blag your way in, as long as you don't shave off the beard.
     
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  24. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    VOTE FOR CAREW DOG

     
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  25. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Don't bother voting...it's not official or anything. This is the Twitter feed, I believe, that said we only got a big crowd at home to Billericay because it was Billericay!
     
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  26. WillClunas

    WillClunas Well-Known Member

    If we aren't going to back our Supporter's Player of the Year in a totally unofficial poll run by a twitter account with a clip-art football as its .avi then I honestly think we should just call the whole thing off.
     
  27. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    I'm really not at all bothered
     
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  28. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    I'm not letting boogie love to money bags. VOTE ON
     
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  29. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    And yeah that account is def run by Tamplin fans. Even more reason to vote Ash.
     
  30. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

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