big feet want nice boots too

[Tank Girl]

they wouldn't have fitted me either babe, don't worry - anyway, they're your boots even if you can't get them.

if you chop your toes off you'll fall over

 

[Rollem]

would i? oh, are you sure?

couldn't i just buy myself a rather posh walking stick to hold me up?

 

[Tank Girl]

crutches.

we'll put some tinsel and glitter on them

or maybe a zimmer frame?

<legs it, cos I've got toes, innit >

 

[EastEnder]

 

[geminisnake]

>considers chopping toes off<

You don't need to do that, just bind them for a wee while Worked for the Chinese

 

[Tank Girl]

my step mum's nan has bound feet, poor old girl hasn't been able to walk for years

 

[*Miss*Sparkle*]

http://www.emilystrange.com/beware/buyorDIE/Accessories/LostSoles/index.cfm

There's a fair few interesting shoes and boots here that are cheap and go up to a UK 9 1/2

 

[Tank Girl]

my daughter would love some of those shoes, don't think Rollem would though

 

[rowan]

a 6ft 5 man with size 14 feet.

Is that you, son? << waves >>

 

[acechick]

fairly vanilla boots (up to size 10), but great range of calf widths:
http://duoboots.com/2_search.php

 

[geminisnake]

my daughter would love some of those shoes, don't think Rollem would though

I like some of those shoes/boots, does this mean I need to grow up??

 

[Tank Girl]

not at all gemini, it's just that I've got a good idea of what Rollem likes!

duo boots are b-o-r-i-n-g (apologies to Geri )