Big Brother 7 starts May 18th

[Miss Potter]

oh hell it's such a long run this year. I can see my Sky+ getting full as not only will I want to see the nightly programme, but also there's Dermot's BBLB (will it be mornings again?) and Russell's BBBM.

Have already put my name down for eviction night tickets at applause store

 

[May Kasahara]

I

HATE

IT

Most of all I hate its addictive power, whereby even though it fills me with murderous rage it can still draw me in and make me watch, seething and fuming all the while. The only solution is not to watch at all, which is what I do. So in a way it's not such a bad thing, as it makes me turn off the tv and go and do something less boring instead.

Jesus, already I dread having to come into work while it's on and being forced to listen to my colleagues discussing every miniscule detail of last night's hilarious pubic shave race and how Blonde Slut and Directional Hair Boy are soooo going to get it on, but what about Bitter Slightly Older Contestant's feelings.....

Again, looking on the bright side, I am hoping this will spur me on to get a new job.

 

[Miss Potter]

According to The Sun today, there's going to be a "willy wonka" style competition in that there will be a ticket hidden in a KitKat wrapper. The person who finds it wins the chance to go into the BB house. Apparently Davina will announce this on opening night and the choc bars will go on sale the next day...