Big Brother 2007

[zenie]

it starts wednesday 30th may at 8.30pm

the first night of our romantic wedding anniversary trip to brighton

Did it start on a wednesday last year too?

I'm sure you'll have a telly in the room!!

 

[Miss Potter]

ah nuts I'll be suckered in again this year no doubt. Wonder how they'll play the evictions after all this hoo-ha regarding text/phone votes etc.

Predictions:
- there will be a good looking but incredibly dim chap
- there will be a girl who is a complete bitch and becomes a figure of hate throughout the nation
- there will be a posh one (probably a female this year)who looks down at all the others
- there will be a wacky wacky wacky kind of guy like Colin from the Fast Show
- come Christmas we'll have forgotten all of their names barring said bitch

All a bit predictable but hell count me in

 

[Chairman Meow]

Oh god, talking of bitches, I'd forgotten about Grace. Doesn't that cow Katie in the Apprntice look like her pisshead older sister?

 

[Bazza]

Great! Bring on this year's bunch of freaks....

 

[Lisarocket]

The house looks interesting this year. The bath is in the living room, the fridge is outside and the sink and cooker are on the opposite sides of the room.

They've also got a rubber chicken split in half in two perspex boxes al la Damien Hirst

 

[souljacker]

The house looks interesting this year. The bath is in the living room, the fridge is outside and the sink and cooker are on the opposite sides of the room.

They've also got a rubber chicken split in half in two perspex boxes al la Damien Hirst

Link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6679409.stm

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Oh no, this is going to take over double just shoot me in the morning isn't it.

 

[fear-n-loathing]

oh god more big brother!!! just what we need

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

x 10,000 x10,000

x 1,000,000.

 

[moomoo]

it starts wednesday 30th may at 8.30pm

Aw, I'm away and I don't think we have a tele

So I expect this thread to have all the gossip when I get back on the Saturday

And I'll need a list explaining who's who

Thank you

 

[marty21]

Oh no, this is going to take over double just shoot me in the morning isn't it.

i like that show

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Bomb the place!!!!

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Its called Big Brother XXX this year

 

[Sweaty Betty]

They have a bi-sexual nympho secratary.....and they are hoping for thewir first ever orgy!!!#

wow how to beat the racist tone, Just sex it up!!

 

[Chairman Meow]

They have a bi-sexual nympho secratary.....and they are hoping for thewir first ever orgy!!!#

wow how to beat the racist tone, Just sex it up!!

Linky?

 

[Belushi]

FFS cant believe its nearly that time again.

 

[Yetman]

This just makes me realise how quickly time is passing and how old I am getting. Like birthdays and the Grand National, but less fun

 

[Bazza]

They have a bi-sexual nympho secratary.....and they are hoping for thewir first ever orgy!!!

I didn't give my secretary the summer off.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

i like that show

Black keeps bringing it back to you.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Linky?

I read it off the front page of the scum or star, they even had a photo of her, with face blanked out

cant find link

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I didn't give my secretary the summer off.

you best get recruiting fella

 

[Bazza]

From The Star

BIG BRO 3-IN-A-BED SENSATION
22/05/07
BIG Brother bosses will serve up a steamy treat for fans by forcing contestants to share a bed.

The housemates will also be going round in circles this series because the new-look house has four secret rotating rooms.

There are so few beds in the telly house that at least three will have to share when the Channel 4 show kicks off on May 30.

It means things could get streamy, with babes - like last year's hotties Imogen Thomas and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, pictured - forced to bunk up.

But if they fancy a bit of privacy, they could try one of the rotating rooms. The floor of each one turns through 180 degrees, transforming the space.

And the secret rooms could come in handy if any randy housemates fancy asking: “Did the earth move for you?”

Executive producer Rebecca De Young teased last night: “The house will have some new, quirky surprises.”

And a show insider revealed: “It will be like one of the haunted mansions you see in the cartoon Scooby Doo.

“One minute you’re standing in a room, then the floor moves beneath you and you spin round to the other side of the wall. It’s going to be great fun.

“Housemates will be spinning off for all sorts of frolics, while the rest will think they’ve vanished.

“We can do whatever we want with these rotating rooms. The house can change from a palace to a prison, or a bathroom to a boudoir, in minutes.”

The actual living space in this year’s house at Elstree, Herts, is the smallest ever, thanks to a host of secret rooms.

Because of the lack of space, it has been rumoured that only nine contestants will enter on launch night, with others appearing a few days later.

The whole house also has a topsy-turvy feel, with curtains and blinds on the outside of the windows.

Contestants will have to work as a team if they want to cook a meal, because the kitchen has been spread out across the house.

The oven is in the bedroom, the fridge and freezer in the garden and the sink in the lounge. The hob is the only thing actually in the kitchen itself.

In an evil twist, bosses have locked the kettle and toaster in a cupboard and the housemates will only be allowed to use them when Big Brother says so.

And they will have to lose their inhibitions if they want a bath ... because the tub is in the middle of the lounge.

 

[Bazza]

I don't really have a secretary, Haylz. Just an assistant.

 

[milesy]

FFS cant believe its nearly that time again.

yep

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

I predict that nobody in BB will have sex. Again.

 

[Bazza]

At the end of the day, if anyone gets it on, we're not going to be treated to the full show anyway.

I wish we saw Kinga and the bottle in the garden, that would have been hilarious.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I don't really have a secretary, Haylz. Just an assistant.

They are bloody worse mate, especially the personal type....alll that under the desk attention .....

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I predict that nobody in BB will have sex. Again.

innit just more vaccuous tits and asss on show, at least you can guarantee that BB will at least spawn a glamour model....AGAIN

 

[wtfftw]

I've given up watching (get too irritated by them all on the first night) so I just read the thread here instead.

 

[Sunray]

<Thinks about big brother>

<Loses will to live>