Beyond D'oh! Simpsons Quotes For Everyday Use

[mwgdrwg]

"Fly my pretties, fly!"

That's from the Wizard of Oz.

 

[AverageJoe]

And also spoken by Mr Burns...

 

[prunus]

"Wait a minute - this isn't the Monsterometer - it's the Frog Exaggerator!"

Whenever you have the wrong tool for the job, or by extension whenever anyone is making an argument based on false principles - I usually shout it at politicians on the radio several times a day...

IMO the funniest line in possibly all of creation.

context: Searching for the Loch Ness Monster:

Frink:Oh my great good God! Gentleman your attention please I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life form! It's 80 meters long and it's heading this way Oh, good guyvin it's on my shoe! it's...a small frog... just get off just get off get outta---stupid machine. Oh, wait a minute, this isn't the monsterometer, it's the Frog Exaggerator!

 

[billy_bob]

"that monkey is going to pay"

- whenever you arrive for something just after it finishes.

 

[skunkboy69]

Homer : "You'll have to speak up,I'm wearing a towel"

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Homer : "You'll have to speak up,I'm wearing a towel"

I don't nor have ever understood that.

 

[joffle]

i actually used without thinking the other day

"i really shouldn't have stopped for that haircut"

 

[sinbad]

my all time favourite

homer watching wheel of fortuneand marge asks him has he picked up bart
to which he replies

'I'm on my way'

which is in fact the answear to the question on wheel of fortune. Great for those moments in front of the telly and a loved one asks for some help

 

[8ball]

Mmmm . . . beer . . . .

Waaay overused by me

 

[Leon]

Well I regularly talk to my beer-belly in a Homer-like voice.

Notice that almost all the quotes are from Homer.

Best. Fictional character. Ever.

I think secretly every man wants to be him. In fact, my girlfriend's dad actually IS him - and I'm so jealous.

 

[g force]

Ralph: "I bent my wookie"

So many uses...

 

[fogbat]

"You're an idiot."

Spoken with contempt, disappointment and inevitability in the voice.
Originally said by: Moe

Homer: OK, we've got the secret vigilante handshake. Now we need codenames. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball.
Moe: You're an idiot.


Uses: Universal.

 

[fogbat]

quote : welcome to dumpsville population you.

homer trying to write a let down letter, from lisa to martin.....

Homer trying to write a let down letter from Bart to Edna Krabappel, surely?

There needs to be a NERD! smilie on here

 

[sheothebudworths]

Krusty -

Listen kid, I'm not the sort of dad who does stuff, says stuff, or even looks at you

 

[alef]

Otto: They said I'd come to nothing, but now I drive the bus!

Could be applied to so many jobs...

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Homer: "Can't talk, eating" used in obvious circumstances

Homer when taking the piss out of Lisa his chair collapses: "Stupid poetic justice" when taking the piss out of someone then something humiliating happens to you.