Best Way To Kill A Laptop - Accidentally

[jayeola]

prolly been said before. drop it whilst you are actually runing something. writing data to the disk? whoops. Then there's the famous magnet over the monitor trick. kill some pixels

 

[tom k&e]

Then there's the famous magnet over the monitor trick. kill some pixels

pretty sure that won't work for a laptop monitor. It completely fubars crts though.

 

[jayeola]

/e stands corrected. just find a biiiig magnet and there's no sign of physical damage

 

[pogofish]

Lend it to an academic who has just bust their own laptop to take to a "conference" for a few days - that ought to work a treat!

Alternatively leave it where some playful little wag can piss in it - Health & safety considerations ensure that no repairer will want to strip it down!

 

[laptop]

I must oject to all these crudely kinetic "solutions".

Damsels, lubricity - it's the only way

 

[jayeola]

alternatively why not smear ky jelly all over the keyboards and the macine. if you need to take it into be serviced just leave a few empty condom packes in the laptop bag

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Leave it by an open window and PM me your address.

Hocus

 

[Rikbikboo]

Take a stungun to it. very simple and works everytime.

 

[mellowmoose]

edited out by request ...

 

[James Boyland]

Whats the best way to kill my laptop , so its not repairable and looks accidential

Laptops a fragile machines. I snapped my laptop over my knee. Didn't take much effort. Now in two pieces.

 

[wiskey]

That's an epic bump for a first post!

 

[oddworld]

Very odd says odd!