Best strip clubs?
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skyscraper101
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China Whites? Stringfellows?
They'd be the obvious choices for me, not that I would mind
They'd be the obvious choices for me, not that I would mind
Monkeynuts
Hello sailor
The Queen Anne?
oneflewover
Following "The Tigers"
Scotsman at Kings Cross? Not, of course, that i have been there.
can remember in soho many years ago how the blokes used to stand outside and say come in and see the shows boys only eight bob(shows you how long ago it was).so being randy little devil we plucked up courage and went in but as soon as we got inside they said we had to be members so cost another quid conning bastards alot of bread then
Andy the Don
Wise men say only fools..
The Peel Kingston Road, Norbiton. There also have live bands playing, so you can see a "gig" after having a sleazy perv..
DG55 said:
There will always be some old stinking depressive loners ruining it for those who just want to laugh out loud. I bet they go home and play with themselves too. I stopped going because of that lot. We used to piss ourselves laughin when a burd took off her fuckin bra .. fuckin LOL at tits .. and then when you saw their arse .. Wey Hey fuckin what would I like to do to her eh .. well we all would .. apart from the perverts.
Fuckin laugh you cunt laugh at the burd or fuck off. I seen loads of snatches and laughed my bollocks off don't worry about that. The scene is fucked now though. Fuckin wankers.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
arty said:
He is taking the piss of the OP.
dynamicbaddog
run for your life
STFC said:
me and Xes wandered into there by accident last year
- very grim it was
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
arty said:
Its rorymac, of course its hard to understand, but it wouldnt be the same if he started conversing all normally
oneflewover
Following "The Tigers"
STFC said:
Of course it is, but after a saturday football game i've been there with Mags, Boro, Donny and northern gooners and good times have been had by all. Just grateful no L**ds fans to spoil it.
Up The Tigers
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The scene ain't what i used to berorymac said:
hipipol
Peckham Wry
Ah Browns
Used to take clients there, when it was an utter shitpit - 7 pool tables, girls with pint pot, big sound system, DJ booth on the stage, very cheap beer, feet stick to carpets, old men with spit dribblin down their chins. Fucked, the whole place was fucked
Now, while ponces in 100 quid shorts ponce the streets of Trendy Shoreditch, Browns has gone all up market, with no one even trying to bite the girls when they climb off the stage!!!!!!
Its fuckin pants
PS There were place up the Hackney Road, just up from Browns that were even worse, astonishing. Full of guys from Merril Lynch and Hoare Govette
Used to take clients there, when it was an utter shitpit - 7 pool tables, girls with pint pot, big sound system, DJ booth on the stage, very cheap beer, feet stick to carpets, old men with spit dribblin down their chins. Fucked, the whole place was fucked
Now, while ponces in 100 quid shorts ponce the streets of Trendy Shoreditch, Browns has gone all up market, with no one even trying to bite the girls when they climb off the stage!!!!!!
Its fuckin pants
PS There were place up the Hackney Road, just up from Browns that were even worse, astonishing. Full of guys from Merril Lynch and Hoare Govette
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
The place up Ackney road is the Old Axe.
There's a couple on Farringdon Road, one near the station...one on Clerkenwell Rd altho that's a converted pub, just before the City Road X-roads...ummm Windmill in Soho, altho that's a 'proper' club which costs a fortune...
Then there's the place on Bishopsgate opposite the Texaco...summat '...Sports Club'...got some glass blocks in the front...ummm...
Shit. Why do I know so many strip clubs? It's not like I even go to them FFS...
There's a couple on Farringdon Road, one near the station...one on Clerkenwell Rd altho that's a converted pub, just before the City Road X-roads...ummm Windmill in Soho, altho that's a 'proper' club which costs a fortune...
Then there's the place on Bishopsgate opposite the Texaco...summat '...Sports Club'...got some glass blocks in the front...ummm...
Shit. Why do I know so many strip clubs? It's not like I even go to them FFS...
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
See. I'd give money to him.
It's how we are and we aint sorry Arty. When I was with young Alan (milesy) in the wrongun memorabillia shop when he said 'that's a fantastic pair of bazookas Ms Brahms .. do you mind if I hold the bazookas Rose? Well I fuckin slashed my slacks .. milesy knew what he was saying .. fuckin LMAO at that !!!! .. so that's breasts or melons RATFLMFAO at melons .. wurtcha .. done and dusted .. <giggles out loud> The other one that gets me totally hysterical .. aw fuckin hell .. lol lol lol .. well going to the toilet . I don't know why Noi nooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooo leave me alone. We aint done no harm. A German bloke started on me yesterday .. 'Why are you laughing laughing all the time about focking going to da toilet'? it's stupid shut up or I will beat your butt. I wasn't even laughing about anything .. I was well pissed off .. heh heh heh all the same .. fuckin wicked
It's pathetic in a way I suppose .. well it is
Bras Brassiéres basques suspenders fuckin LOL LOL
It's pathetic in a way I suppose .. well it is
Bras Brassiéres basques suspenders fuckin LOL LOL
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
i went to a strip club once. fucking norks everywhere. i dropped me cider.
not doing that again
not doing that again
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