Best rhyming couplets evah

[Red Horse]

"She was just seventeen
You know what I mean"

encapsulates the whole thing.

What? Having sex with a 17 year-old girl?

 

[stavros]

"I took her to a supermarket,
I don't why but I had to start it
Somewhere,
So it started..... there."

 

[ericjarvis]

A few from Northampton's finest.

"He's a bicycle kid and he wants to get a crossbow.
Bicycle kid had a rabbit that died:
Evil little fucker put his pet through the window,
The he ran to his mother and he cried, cried, cried." - Bicycle Kid

"Don't smoke no reefer, don't take no pills
Got a head like a rock and a bottom like a hill
Don't think about much that bears translating.
Except buffalo love and ruminating" - Buffalo Shame

"The country is nice for pussycats, for, donkeys, cows and sheep
As far as I'm concerned now they can have it all to keep
There isn't even traffic noise to help me get to sleep
When you're living in a village" - Living In A Village

"People wouldn't leave their kiddies on the M1
Might get run over, splish splat dead
So why do they assume that I've got any room for
All their stuff inside my head?" - Mind Like A Playgroup

All by the Jazz Butcher.

 

[Santino]

What? Having sex with a 17 year-old girl?

I think the 'you know what I mean' might actually suggest that she wasn't even 17.

She was 17, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge.

 

[tar1984]

"When she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusion
So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion"


I've always liked that line. Maybe it sounds better in the context of the whole song, but whatever.

 

[stavros]

"Neil Armstrong, astronaut,
He had balls bigger than King Kong.
Forst big suit on the moon and he's off to play golf,
Hole in one!".

Black Grape - "In The Name Of The Father"

 

[Miss-Shelf]

I come awake
With a gift for womankind
You're still asleep
But the gift don't seem to mind

 

[stavros]

"I'm not a woman,
I'm not a man,
I am something that you'll never understand."

Prince - "I Would Die 4 U"

 

[chazegee]

Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy
suck my muthafucking dick.

 

[stavros]

"Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing...
...ding-a-ling-a-ling."

Baldrick

 

[chazegee]

4, 4.. 4 ; '4
Internetts wil mk me spam moar.

 

[stavros]

"Shoulda known, shoulda cared,
Shoulda hung around the kitchen in my underwear."

 

[stavros]

Not sure we've had any HMHB on this thread, so I'll go with the wonderful "Irk The Purists";

"Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meatloaf
Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon
Michael Ball, or The Fall
I could listen to them all
In the twilight or the afternoon."

 

[stavros]

Another Shaun Ryder classic;

"I might be a honky,
But I'm hung like a donkey."

 

[trevhagl]

got a barmaid from St helens in the back of me vauxhall viva
She had massive melons and i want fer to bang her beaver.
She said i were good looking and i looked a bit like George Michael
but she didn't want fucking she were on her menstrual cycle

shakespeare that was. All in the same song too

 

[Part 2]

What! It was Q Tip saying Ad Rock's down with the Ioni (Skye)

No, it's

Ad Rock down with the Ione
Listen to the shit 'cause both o them is boney
Gotta do it like this like Chachi and Joanie
'cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni

 

[Part 2]

I learnt to cheat, I learnt to steal, I learnt disloyalty
I learnt to distrust politics, and to laugh at royalty

from my favourite dub syndicate tune

 

[stavros]

"Some balls are held for charity,
And some for fancy dress,
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right,
It's my belief that my big balls,
Should be held every night."

AC/DC

 

[Part 2]

good call!

 

[stavros]

good call!

The whole song's very funny, but I thought that was the best verse.

 

[Part 2]

The whole song's very funny,

My 9 year old agrees

 

[rollinder]

Not sure we've had any HMHB on this thread, so I'll go with the wonderful "Irk The Purists";

"Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meatloaf
Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon
Michael Ball, or The Fall
I could listen to them all
In the twilight or the afternoon."

I think we’d better let him in
I heard he’s got a Theremin