Best rhyming couplets evah

[seeformiles]

The Higsons come from Norwich, whoa-oh
And they eat a lot of porridge, whoa-oh

But I prefer East Grinstead Whoa-oh
I'm running out of lyrics!

 

[Sweet FA]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

 

[spanglechick]

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
and when you do, he'll never phone ya -
Oh, I'll... never fall in love again.

 

[Crispy]

Shockin' your ass like a faulty vibrator
Hear me now, but you'll probably get the vibe later

 

[ouchmonkey]

haven't we had

"I never thought it could happen,
with me and a girl from Clapham"

yet?

that's a corker

 

[stavros]

"Me and Ush once more and we leaves them dead,
I wanna lady in the street but a freak in the bed."

You've got to love a song with this line getting to number one.

 

[stavros]

"I don't have no problem wit' you fuckin' me,
But I have a lil' problem wit' you not fuckin' me."

ODB RIP.

 

[albionism]

"I socialise in Hackney and Bow
I wear my trousers ridiculously low"

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Peeping thought the window
This is too much for me to handouw

Betty Boo

 

[stavros]

"I'll take you down, I'll take you down,
Where no one's ever gone before,
And if you want more, if you want more, more, moooorrrre."

You got to love obvious references to oral sex in pop music largely marketed to kids.

 

[MadDruminFerret]

"Cos right now... I see clearer than most
I sit here contented with this cheese on toast"

roots manuva, witness... Hilarious video n all (skip about 2 mins in if you're impatient...)

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Dizzy Gillespie played the sax
Me myself I like to max

- Nice and Smooth

No he didn't you pricks. Facts aren't important to nice and smooth when they don't rhyme. More nice and smooth confusion later in the song when they swap the pink oboe for a cello.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Ain't he cute? No he ain't,
He's just another burden on the welfare state

- The Specials

 

[butcher]

or:

You've done too much
much too young
Now you're chained to the cooker
making currant buns for tea

 

[ericjarvis]

Bend, peel ,slap, squeal, doggie, doggie, shudder, on your bended knees,
Thrust, pump, spurt, slump, ciggy, ciggy, puff, puff, cough and wheeze.

The Mating Game by The Monochrome Set.

Thread win to Lester Square. Game over.

 

[the button]

Who makes the Nazis?
Intellectual half-wits.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

'I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer' shirley?

Whoops, you've got me bang to rights there

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

haven't we had

"I never thought it could happen,
with me and a girl from Clapham"

yet?

that's a corker

That was what I was about to post

 

[bi0boy]

Just remembered this one from Ice Cube:

400 years of gettin' our ass kicked
By so-called Christians and Catholics.

 

[g force]

The entire verse is immense but these lines are the stand out IMO:

Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
paparazzi's with their cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African

 

[1927]

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all of my problem
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham

Best use of a Northern English town in a lyric ever.

 

[Idaho]

He made his home in,
A fish's ab-domen,

 

[The Groke]

Peonies nod in the breeze / And as they wetly bow,
with hydrocephalitic listlessness / Ants mop up their brow,

 

[clicker]

Einstein can't be classed as witless
He claimed atoms were the littlest

 

[killer b]

Little girl with blue eyes There's a hole in your heart, and one between your legs
You've never had to wonder which one he's going to fill, in spite of what he says

- pulp

never been a fake and i'm never phony
i got more flavour than a packet of macaroni

- bomb the bass/warfield

 

[stupid dogbot]

"Peep the current, cause what I bring to the mic, is like
Benjamin Franklin with a string and a kite"

One Be Lo.

 

[selamlar]

'Just sing out a Te Deum,
When you see that ICBM'

is a particular fave.

 

[Maggot]

Einstein can't be classed as witless
He claimed atoms were the littlest

Followed by:

When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless


Ian Dury





And so, I broke into the Palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said:
"Eh, I know you And you cannot sing"
I said:
"that's nothing You should hear me play piano"

 

[sojourner]

Gonna light a fire, I'm pissing in the wind
Gonna take me trousers down, make love to everything

(Tansads - Horses)


I caught a good one
It looked like it could run

(Marty Robbins - El Paso)

 

[FunkyUK]

Me and Eric B and
a nice big plate o' fish
which is my favourite dish