Best Residential Street in CArdiff?

[Col_Buendia]

I called round there at 4.30 this morning and no one answered, so I licked the front door for half an hour and dug the words "new friends" into the front lawn.

I'll try again later.

I don't think you'll have got your message across though, Zog. You should have nailed the cat to the door knocker just to make sure.

Btw, a front-door licker? Is that a step up or a step down from a "window licker".

And where did all this licking come from in Cardiff, I never heard of it before I got here...

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I called round there at 4.30 this morning and no one answered, so I licked the front door for half an hour and dug the words "new friends" into the front lawn.

I'll try again later.

 

[joffle]

edited to stop being stalked