Best Metal Band EVER.

[Hi-ASL]

No that's arsebiscuits but I don't know why I'm even arguing. Christ, I hate metal! It's even more ill-conceived than goff! The bands are all rubbish (apart from the early ones already namechecked) and they all need a fucking good wash. The fans ditto. Peace!

 

[Belushi]

No that's arsebiscuits but I don't know why I'm even arguing. Christ, I hate metal! It's even more ill-conceived than goff! The bands are all rubbish (apart from the early ones already namechecked) and they all need a fucking good wash. The fans ditto. Peace!

You know fuck all aboust the subject do you? you've just repeated some bullshit claim you once heard on a Led Zep doc that they 'invented Metal'

 

[pogofish]

Although I'd agree with ACDC as well but they were great in different ways. Never really saw them as a metal band. Although I didn't pay much attention after Bon.

My answer would probably be Thin Lizzy till i was told they didn't count

Lizzy gigs were stapp-full of bikers & patch-wearers whenever I saw them so yup they are well into the HM also-ran category!

 

[Dubversion]

No that's arsebiscuits but I don't know why I'm even arguing. Christ, I hate metal! It's even more ill-conceived than goff! The bands are all rubbish (apart from the early ones already namechecked) and they all need a fucking good wash. The fans ditto. Peace!

I don't know why you're arguing either, cos you haven't got a clue

 

[killer b]

bathory.

 

[Azrael23]

Does anyone else believe Metallica S&M is one of the best albums ever?

 

[Iam]

Does anyone else believe Metallica S&M is one of the best albums ever?

Hell no.

 

[Hi-ASL]

I don't want to know fuck all about metal. On the scale of what I find socially acceptable, long hair, spandex and air guitar is only a few notches above fiddling with minors. Peace!

PS Led Zep fucking rule. Deal with it.

 

[lights.out.london]

I don't want to know fuck all about metal. On the scale of what I find social acceptable, long hair, spandex and air guitar is only a few notches above fiddling with minors. Peace!

Steady on, old boy. That's a bit harsh, eh?

 

[Iam]

PS Led Zep fucking rule. Deal with it.

Deal with your opinion?

Sure.

*goes back to taking no notice*

 

[Hi-ASL]

Sorry but he asked for it.

Look, if it's over 2 minutes long and has more than 3 chords it's not worth a wank. That's just a fact.

 

[Dubversion]

I don't want to know fuck all about metal. On the scale of what I find socially acceptable, long hair, spandex and air guitar is only a few notches above fiddling with minors. Peace!

PS Led Zep fucking rule. Deal with it.

So you think Zep invented metal, but you hate metal.
And we're supposed to take you seriously?

 

[Dubversion]

Sorry but he asked for it.

Look, if it's over 2 minutes long and has more than 3 chords it's not worth a wank. That's just a fact.

But most Led Zep stuff is therefore not worth a wank, and yet you still think Led Zep rule.

You're full of shit aren't you?

 

[Iam]

Sorry but he asked for it.

Look, if it's over 2 minutes long and has more than 3 chords it's not worth a wank. That's just a fact.

 

[saucisson]

Depends on definition of metal

I love ac/dc but wouldnt class them as metal (ditto Tin Lizzy)

I would vote Scorpions

 

[Pip]

You all forgot about Motley Crue!

 

[Dubversion]

You all forgot about Motley Crue!

God knows, I've tried

 

[Hi-ASL]

I'm sorry I even got into this discussion now. Why am I discussing something I couldn't give a shit about? OK:

The 2 minute thing was rhetorical. What I meant was: Led Zep are one of the best metal bands (Why are they metal? Because I fucking said they are. When will people on this board learn that my word is God??? Christ...)

BUT...

Even though I've just proved that Zep are one of the best metal bands ever...

They still aren't fit to wipe the arse of The Clash.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND!????

Christ, it's like talking to several computer-literate brick walls...

 

[Iam]

Hanoi Rocks

 

[Pip]

God knows, I've tried

You love it. BRING BACK HAIR METAL! \m/ \m/

 

[Iam]

Faster Pussycat

 

[Dubversion]

I'm sorry I even got into this discussion now. Why am I discussing something I couldn't give a shit about? OK:

The 2 minute thing was rhetorical. What I meant was: Led Zep are one of the best metal bands (Why are they metal? Because I fucking said they are. When will people on this board learn that my word is God??? Christ...)

BUT...

Even though I've just proved that Zep are one of the best metal bands ever...

They still aren't fit to wipe the arse of The Clash.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND!????

Christ, it's like talking to several computer-literate brick walls...

look, spunkbubble, on a thread about metal bands, people will talk about metal bands. There's no proviso for comparing to non-metal bands. So if somebody says Manowar are their favourite metal band, it doesn't tell you that Manowar are their favourite band, or take into account their feelings about the Clash. So who's the brickwall now, fucko?

 

[Pip]

I jest, Slayer are the best metal band, closely followed by Pantera and Megadeth.

 

[Iam]

 

[linerider]

MOTORHEAD

 

[Dubversion]

I jest, Slayer are the best metal band, closely followed by Pantera and Megadeth.

ah, all the neo-nazis then

 

[geminisnake]

Rammstein

I like Rammstein but not convinced they're the best ever.

I don't think there is best ever. Top 3 yes.
My contenders would be AC/DC(with Bon), Motorhead and Rammstein

 

[Hi-ASL]

OK, I'll stick to the parameters of the thread.

I've already proved that Led Zep are one of the best metal bands above - 'one of the best', as in joint 1st. Want the others? ACDC. Black Sabbath. End of fucking discussion!

Right, let's do punk now. Metal's rubbish.

 

[killer b]

are slayer neo-nazis?

 

[Hi-ASL]

Oh and Motorhead.