Best lyrical rhyming couplet ever written

[mwgdrwg]

'All your dreams are made
chained to a mirror with a razorblade'

Fuck me, they were ok then weren't they.

Anyway, one that I've been listening to recently:

You need another lover like you need a hole in yo head
You know there aint no other that can do the duty in your bed

edit: damn, this should probably be in the 'worst' thread.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

And ROWL! These women all on the prowl,
If you hold the head steady, Imma milk the cow

So gimmie the rhythm and I'll be off with their clothes,
then bend over to the front and touch your toes




Ludacris

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Batteries included, no assembly required;
You can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.

Avenue D, Orgasmatron.

 

[goldenecitrone]

So I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner,
She said 'I know you and you cannot sing', I said 'That's nothing, you should here me play pianner'.

Or

Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands

 

[sojourner]

Depressed beyond tablets and gone beyond pills
The cloud base is low on the Clwydian hills

 

[billy_bob]

Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands

Fuck Fuck FUCK. How could I forget that one?

 

[k_s]

Tell me brave captain, why are the wicked so strong?
How do the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?

 

[Dr. Furface]

'Movin' like a Tortoise
Full of Rigormortoise'

NWA

Which reminds me of another great NWA one -

I been expressin' to the best of my abilities
Now I'm livin' in correctional facilities

 

[DotCommunist]

I got a problem solver
And his name is revolver


Dre.Dre laying the law down as usual. to be honest some of my favourite couplets come from Hip-Hop. Had a bunfight with my classmates in a poetry lecture about this. On my side was two other peeps unable to understand how people couldn't see the brilliant poetry of hip-hop

Against us was 9 people who think hip-hop is shit