Best football chants

[Brother Mouzone]

This season too.

The occasion I'm thinking of was when they were still "lowly Hull." Can't remember which year it was, though.

Wasn't this in the league/littlewoods/carling/worthless etc Cup in the mid nineties.

 

[brixtonvilla]

"Oh Birmingham
Is full of fun
Oh Birmingham
Is full of fun
It's got tits, fanny and Villa
Oh Birmingham
Is full of fun"

To the tune of "The ants came marching two by two":

"Lala-lala-lala-lala-lala-lala!
Lala-lala-lala-lala-lala-lala!
He comes from Spain with curly hair
His teeth are fucked but we don't care
'Cos he's Carlos Cuellar
Villa's centre-half!
Lala-lala-lala-lala-lala-lala..."
(repeat)

 

[monotypist]

70s at AFC Bournemouth
Express your balls, balls, balls...
Express your balls, balls, balls...
Express your balls, balls, balls
(Rubettes Juke Box Jive)

Boscombe – Back of the net!
Boscombe – Back of the net!
(Ironic dig at the geriatrics in the main stand)

 

[Delroy Booth]

Emley Moor
Has got a mast
Emley Moor has got a mast
It's bigger than the eiffel tower
Emley Moor has got a mast

UTT

 

[Streathamite]

Oh Southend pier is longer than yours!
It's got some shops, and a railway

Not any longer it doesn't!

 

[starfish]

One that always makes me smile at the Amex is when a pair of passing white & grey birds enter the stadium a cry goes up of
"Seagulls, seagull, seagulls"
And when one buggers off it changes to
"Seagull, seagull, seagull"

 

[Favelado]

Apparently heard at Bloomfield Road at Christmas time in the 90s.

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye.
4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie.
And when the pie was opened, the birds began to sing,
"FUCK OFF PRESTON, FUCK OFF PRESTON, FUCK OFF PRESTON."

 

[AverageJoe]

Here's one for the Liverpool fans to start practising