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Best Book Title Ever

bluestreak said:
OU, did you like the mills novel. i found it intensely disappointing and gave it away. should i have given it another try?
I like all of his books though he's not for everyone
 
People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders - and What to Do About It, by Gary Leon Hill

eyethangewe :)
 
Whilst away from tinternet last night I remembered this thread in connection with Raymond Carver's short stories. Some fabulous titles but probably the best are:
So Much Water So Close To Home, and
A Small Good Thing

(two of the stories on which the film Short Cuts was based - the first is the dead-girl-in-the-river segment and the second the boy-getting-run-over/weird-baker-making-nuisance-calls bit.)
 
just remembered - there was a competition in some magazine a while back for the most obscurely named book...

the one that stuck in my memory was 'Sex Magic for Groups, Couples and Solitary Practitioners'
 
Although I do really like the title 'Do androids dream of electric sheep' I feel I have to go for something else as its already been mentioned.

Therefore I propose:
The long dark teatime of the soul - By Douglas Adams

'So long and thanks for all the fish' is good but a little bit to catchphrasey to be considered a truly great title.
 
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I have to second (or by now is it 'third') Kundera's 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being.' Genius. The title alone is a work of art. I just wonder if it's better, or not quite as beautifully puzzling, in the original. How could it be better?

Get yourself high on acid and think about that title, and you're in for quite a trip.
 
I like Laura Marney's book titles:

  • No Wonder I Take A Drink (2004)
  • Nobody Loves a Ginger Baby (2005)
  • Only Strange People Go to Church (2006)
  • My Best Friend has Issues (2008)
  • For Faughie's Sake (2014)
 
The First Bad Man
This is a fairly niche joke, but once me and some friends were going to see Miranda July doing a reading, and one of them went "I've brought along my copy of Batman, Volume 1 Issue 1, for her to sign." I thought that was proper witty. Although having said that, I'm not sure The First Bad Man is even the best Miranda July title, she is very good at titles?

Jarett Kobek (I Hate the Internet, Only Americans Burn in Hell) does good titles. And maybe Everything That Rises Must Converge by Flannery O'Connor isn't the greatest book title ever, but it has to be up there for "book titles that sound like post-rock albums"?
 
Bukowski had some belters:

The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over the Hills
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through the Fire
The Night Torn Mad With Footsteps
 
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