Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
Ah, I was thinking of no 6
Wait a minute, am I thinking of rigatoni? About 2 and a half inches long, 1 inch wide?
That's a heart attack on a plateNBN's recipe...
Boil the pasta for thirteen minutes while you make the sauce. If you cannot get proper 2-3 inch macaroni, use rigatoni instead.
Heat the milk over a low heat and mix in cream, cream cheese and grated cheddar.
Add turmeric, white pepper, salt, garlic purée, nutmeg and smoked paprika.
Raise the heat slightly and add grated mozzarella and a little corn flour.
Mix together with the pasta and place in oven dish.
Top with cheddar, red leicester, breadcrumbs and cracked black pepper and stick in the oven on the top shelf for fifteen minutes on GM4.



How come you lot are scoffing stuff like that but it's me that's the size of a house?Nah, perfect comfort food
Just realised how many pasta shapes I haven't tried, I need to branch out a bit
http://www.ilovepasta.org/shapes.html


That's a heart attack on a plate![]()

But cream and cheese and more cheeseYou'll find it's relatively fat/protein neutral![]()

But cream and cheese and more cheese![]()
You need to come and be my cook - you can have your own little attic room and everythingI use single cream which isn't so high in fat, and the cream cheese - as well as being high in protein - is virtually fat free.

You haven't seen my bellyHow come you lot are scoffing stuff like that but it's me that's the size of a house?![]()
Answer me that!

True, tis a bit of a cheats cheese sauce. I don't use cream, or cream cheese, but I do use full fat milk, butter and lots of cheese... not really much betterBut cream and cheese and more cheese![]()

I can't imagine a light macaroni cheese, not sure I'd like that. The heaviness is partly what makes it comfort food.

But penne are MASSIVE!
BiddleyBee said:Ok, monsieur pedant... mine isn't strictly macaroni cheese, because I don't like the small macaroni
what's with all this pasta sizeism. It's just a slightly different shape?i've never seen dried macaroni in a shop. is it with the other pasta?
It's usually in smaller packets - well it is in Tesco. I have to look quite carefully to spot it.i've never seen dried macaroni in a shop. is it with the other pasta?
i've never seen dried macaroni in a shop. is it with the other pasta?
What? Really?Jesus.
Brown sauce event if ever there was one.

Weird that someone could have missed the stuff. It's massively popular - even every other corner shop around here has macaroni on display
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What? Really?
Marshalls.

Open you eyes when you go shopping then.
And you must have seen tripe on sale in Brixton, as surely as you do trotters.
hmm - i'm a bit confused by the fact that i've never eaten it either. i grew up in the 70s and 80s. my mum wasn't the yogurt weaving type. i've lived in three shared houses and with two boyfriends...
how the fuck did i manage to avoid this thing for 34 years???
(i had heard of it, btw - but i've also heard of tripe - i don't know anyone that actually eats it, though)
i've seen trotters - but i think i pass over distressing things of an offally nature
Hot dog sausages chopped up or bacon or???
Sorry about the derail but offal is insides and trotters is outsides so trotters isn't offal.
