- Beards!

[Dillinger4]

Really not too keen on moustaches though. They rarely look good.

Except... http://www.clickhere.gr/pictures/images/pics/moustache.jpg

What are you saying about Tom Selleck?

ETA - WTF is doing on the phone in the sea?

 

[Gromit]

People often think beard = too lazy to shave = too lazy to groom properly = unhygenic.

For their information I'd like to point out that shaving is the lazy bastard option. Trimming a beard and shaving the areas around your beard takes a hell of a lot longer than a quick and easy shave.

 

[mrs quoad]

The Twits, Roald Dahl, a Quentin Blake illustration - yes?

Lord.

I haven't seen that book for a good fifteen years. Sudden memory rush

 

[Dillinger4]

There is a lot of skill to having a well groomed beard.

I refer you to http://beards.org/ for how how much grooming can go into it.

There is also the lazy cant be arsed to shave beard. Which is usually the one I have.

 

[mrs quoad]

People often think beard = too lazy to shave = too lazy to groom properly = unhygenic.

For their information I'd like to point out that shaving is the lazy bastard option. Trimming a beard and shaving the areas around your beard takes a hell of a lot longer than a quick and easy shave.

By the same token - would an all-over bodywax be the lazy bastard option too?

 

[beeboo]

The Twits, Roald Dahl, a Quentin Blake illustration - yes?

Lord.

I haven't seen that book for a good fifteen years. Sudden memory rush

I think that's the second time I've used a Twits illustration in as many weeks Must be etched in my brain.

 

[Gromit]

By the same token - would an all-over bodywax be the lazy bastard option too?

Nah that the going to the other extreme, so obssessed about cleanliness that you'd buy a decontamination chamber if you could afford one.

 

[moomoo]

That's OK moomoo - we like you

Well I haven't got a beard.

Sorry.

I do like hairy chests though - is that good enough?

 

[mrs quoad]

Nah that the going to the other extreme, so obssessed about cleanliness that you'd buy a decontamination chamber if you could afford one.

You're making it up as you'se goes along

 

[gentlegreen]

Mine seems to be reappearing.

I had a scary, unkempt one for years, then I learned to trim it. A couple of years ago I thought I'd try shaving, but I thought I looked like a plucked chicken so the moustache reappeared .. but that was difficult to maintain against a shaved face, so the beard has crept back .. my recent camping holidays have clinched it somewhat ....

 

[Gromit]

Well I haven't got a beard.

Sorry.

I do like hairy chests though - is that good enough?

Not even a quim beard?

 

[MooChild]

I really don't like men with beards.

And have you noticed that when you see a man with socks and sandals, he usually has a beard.

'Nuff said.

*shuffles away into the corner*

 

[bluestreak]

beards are great.

 

[mrs quoad]

Not even a quim beard?

LADYGARDEN.

 

[wtfftw]

I'm quite looking forward to cultivating mine when I'm old.

 

[Dillinger4]

I do like hairy chests though - is that good enough?

*rips off shirt*

 

[Dillinger4]

LADYGARDEN.

I prefer quimbeard though.

ETA - My Auntie has quite a bit of facial hair, for a woman. Actually, she has quite a lot for most men.

 

[moomoo]

LADYGARDEN.

Yeah, thanks mrs q, I worked out what he meant.

*shuffles away into the corner*

Awwww, see now I didn't mean to offend anyone.


Sorry, I'll keep off beard threads in future.

*rips off shirt*

Put it back on love, you'll catch a chill.

 

[Dillinger4]

Not with this rug.



*wanders off, shirtless*

 

[Strumpet]

Depends who the beard is on tbh.
Some guys look yummy with one, others....eek/ugh etc.

 

[Gromit]

LADYGARDEN.

NOT Fembush!

 

[MooChild]

My beard rocks ill have you all know!

*waves beard around*

 

[Vintage Paw]

I love beards

I like all types of beards. I have a particular love for Jesus beards.

Alas, Mr VP refuses to grow one. But I have won the battle on shaving. I bought him some clippers and now he keeps his man stubble at an almost acceptable level.

Although he did have a shave last week. It makes him look silly

Practically every single man I have ever known who has had a beard and then shaved it off looked a gazillion times better with the beard than without.

Foolish men and their foolish razors

 

[Cheesypoof]

i cant stand them!! No no no no! wrong and wrong.


shave it off guys PLEASE!

 

[mentalchik]

Not so sure about big, full on beards but prefer stubble to smooth......


and i kinda like a goatee !

 

[Cheesypoof]

Not so sure about big, full on beards but prefer stubble to smooth......


and i kinda like a goatee !

a goatee at a push. a very, very big push.

i am very anti-beard at the best of times, on both men and women

 

[The Groke]

i cant stand them!! No no no no! wrong and wrong.


shave it off guys PLEASE!

One more excellent reason to keep mine then........

and i kinda like a goatse !

 

[marty21]

I love beards

I like all types of beards. I have a particular love for Jesus beards.

Alas, Mr VP refuses to grow one. But I have won the battle on shaving. I bought him some clippers and now he keeps his man stubble at an almost acceptable level.

Although he did have a shave last week. It makes him look silly

Practically every single man I have ever known who has had a beard and then shaved it off looked a gazillion times better with the beard than without.

Foolish men and their foolish razors

 

[Iam]

i cant stand them!! No no no no! wrong and wrong.


shave it off guys PLEASE!

For you...

No fucking way.

 

[marty21]

i cant stand them!! No no no no! wrong and wrong.


shave it off guys PLEASE!

ask nicely



























sorry no can do