Bear Grylls Kills Stuff Dead, Self Included

[han]

He's quite buff though, isn't he?

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Would you not do the same?

Yes, most certainly.

 

[ebay sex moomin]

You could hear Ray biting his lip on "Saturday Live" on Radio 4 when Grylls was obliquely referred-to.

thanks for that.

I agree with some of the criticisms levelled at the Bearmeister, but I still find him charismatic and entertaining. My impression is that he's a bit of a showman, whereas Mears is more about true bushcraft.

Grylls is a bit like, 'I'm an Eton-educated posho, get me out of here!'

 

[rollinder]

Everytime I see his book displayed and see his name I wonder if he grills bears

 

[Rikbikboo]

it all looks really staged, i ifind it all hard to believe.

Ray Mears and Bruce Parry, FTW.

it is staged ffs. has no one ever read the disclaimer at the start of the program?

i like him

 

[ebay sex moomin]

heads up- new series, a few hours ago. sorry, I was bit slow, but you can catch it on 4Od, probably. [/vague]

quality entertainment as ever . Bear kills and eats a massive poisonous snake, brews 'poo tea' (good for the liver, apparently), and clambers into a bat-filled tunnel to try and kill a spiny porcupine...

in this world of turmoil, some things never change

 

[Jazzz]

You could hear Ray biting his lip on "Saturday Live" on Radio 4 when Grylls was obliquely referred-to.

Ha Ha! 'light entertainment'! A great put-down from the chubbier survivalist

 

[ebay sex moomin]

yer what?! Bear pwns Ray Mears, the chubby tourist! he jumps into holes in the arctic ice! He eats massive horrible beetles! He punches out leopards with his Bear hands!

no contest!

(I like Ray Mears too )

 

[Chz]

Grylls is just Jackass, or Dirty Sanchez for adults, no?

Mears is the real thing.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ha Ha! 'light entertainment'! A great put-down from the chubbier survivalist

What's he say?

 

[ruffneck23]

another vote for Mr Mears !!!

 

[friedaweed]

Les is da bomb

Fooking pair of pansies both of them.
I'm suffering arctic temps today in my hoody and pj's, surviving on only toast and tea.

Bush tucker Man shits on both of these middle-class wannabes

FFS Urban get a grip

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

My favourite explorer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Allen

Does the survival stuff and the rest..

 

[camouflage]

I'd feel much safer if I was lost in the desert with Ray Mears...

Bear Grylls looks like he takes a daily testosterone injection, what a cock!

So, he's doing this supposedly incredibly difficult climb, but there's a cameraman following him... He then holds the camera for the cameraman so he can prop himself up. That really confused the shit out me.

I'll watch him again, it's just too funny!

I totally agree! Ray Mears would be of far more use in an actual lost-in-the-wilderness situation.

I dont like Brylls, the other day he needlessly and senselessly accosted a gangly leave-me-alone looking poisonous thing that was entirely minding it's own business in its own home. First he harassed and pestered the poor thing, alright it wasn't the cutest looking gangly-thing on Earth but it had a right to go on living an that. Bear Grylls tormented it, and then decapitated it, and then ate it for no good reason. Not like he was actually starving or nothing.

Not A Snack!

Ugly things have a right to live too you bastard!

After that he mugged an murdered an innocent sand lizard thing, again- no good reason except the cheep shits an giggles of his crowd of goggle-eyed onlookers back home.

Last night he was bothering the Saan Bushman of the Kalihari, they seemed good sports and everything but nobody needs a nutter like Bear Grylls hanging around while you do your weekly shop, know what I mean?

 

[Pingu]

did anyone see the episode when ray mears met the bush tucker man.

i was expecting some big kick off with them competing to see who could make the best boat out of just a couple of kangeroo skins and a dingo turd. but they seemed to know each other and like each other quite well.

whilst mr grylls would pwn my sorry ass easily i do think hes more about entertainment than the chubster and if I were stuck in the wilds of somewhere without easy access to a tescos I know who I would rather have with me.

 

[5t3IIa]

Anyone see that program a few weeks ago where he flew over Everest in a paraglider? fuckin mad,apparently his real name is Edward hence teddy hence Bear

Hah. My brother's name is Rupert and his nickname is Poo.

 

[Pingu]

anyhow

its official

the chubster pwns the teddy

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