BBC Scotland weather presenter

[Spion]

There is a place called "Wetwang"? How ridiculous.

For a while Look North weather put a couple of random places with silly names on the weather map every night. I think it stopped with the advent of the new format a couple of years ago

 

[Biddlybee]

Be off with you, lassie!

This is a Scottish forum for Scottish aboriginals only.

 

[weepiper]

I always thought Peter Sloss was a fine upstanding figure of a moustache.

 

[quimcunx]

Well yeah, not us, biddles.

But he's hardly scottish at all and I've been hardened by Brixton and its big city ways.

 

[teuchter]

We're as nice as a totally non-violent sect of the Klu Klux Klan.

 

[quimcunx]

Ku Klux Klan. We're as nice as a totally non-violent sect of the Ku Klux Klan.

 

[teuchter]

I'd rather be slightly inaccurate about the details of the Klan than unable to apostrophise correctly.

 

[quimcunx]

I'd rather be slightly inaccurate about the details of the Klan than unable to apostrophise correctly.

I'd rather momentarily suffer from a misplaced apostrophe up a dark alleyway than upset the KKK up one.

 

[fogbat]

The primitives to the north definitely have it better than the primitives to the west.

BBC Wales Today has an appalling, camp, undoubtedly-beloved-by-pensioners, abomination forecasting the weather. Our Derek.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The primitives to the north definitely have it better than the primitives to the west.

BBC Wales Today has an appalling, camp, undoubtedly-beloved-by-pensioners, abomination forecasting the weather. Our Derek.

I take "our" Derek and raise you "our" Paul - known for his brightly coloured sports jackets, ability to raise girlish titters from the elderly ladies, and gentlemen, of the Yorkshire and Humberside region and, strangely, Hon. Mayor of Wetwang

The Mum and Dad's (okay, my Mum and Dad's ) Favourite - Look North's "our" Paul Hudson

 

[starfish]

I always thought Peter Sloss was a fine upstanding figure of a moustache.

He was brilliant. Me & some mates wanted to start a Peter Sloss Appreciation Society years ago. Is he still around?

 

[fogbat]

I take "our" Derek and raise you "our" Paul - known for his brightly coloured sports jackets, ability to raise girlish titters from the elderly ladies, and gentlemen, of the Yorkshire and Humberside region and, strangely, Hon. Mayor of Wetwang

The Mum and Dad's (okay, my Mum and Dad's ) Favourite - Look North's "our" Paul Hudson

Oh god, has he been around long?

I swear I used to shout at his televised face back when I lived in York, and that was nearly ten years ago.

 

[Ich bin ein Mod]

Judith creeps me out slightly. Distracts too much from my morning lusting of Catriona Shearer.

 

[kebabking]

its a good point well made.

i mean i'd still go with Judith, but i'd be thinking of Catriona...

(i think she's got a superb set of norks on her - as well as her great mind and witty discourse obviously).

Godess.

 

[Onket]

Good thread. Apart from the OP, obviously.

 

[madzone]

One word

Jimmy Spankie


No presenter, weather or otherwise will come close to eclipsing The Spank

 

[teuchter]

One word

Jimmy Spankie


No presenter, weather or otherwise will come close to eclipsing The Spank

Jimmy Spankie. Sounds like someone you'd find in a music hall in the 1950s.

 

[teuchter]

Also. Jimmy Spankie is not one word.

 

[Madusa]

since when have they let bimbos present the news and weather?!

it's going down the paaaan! and Bring back Michael Fish!

 

[lang rabbie]

Also. Jimmy Spankie is not one word.

"Also." is not a sentence.

 

[tar1984]

Teuchter will not be happy being pulled up on the issue of grammar.

 

[teuchter]

"Also." is not a sentence.

The upper dot seems to have fallen off my colon. Must be a vBulletin fault of some kind. I will email them immediately.

 

[quimcunx]

Teuchter will not be happy being pulled up on the issue of grammar.

I expect he'll think up some cockamamie excuse for it not being his fault.



e2a: oh, look.

 

[madzone]

Also. Jimmy Spankie is not one word.

No shit?

 

[madzone]

since when have they let bimbos present the news and weather?!

it's going down the paaaan! and Bring back Michael Fish!

You'd be a good weather girl