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BB Poll Nikki or Sam

Nikki or Sam


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In my mind its not about who deserves to win, its about who I want to watch for another week or more. That person, for me, is Nikki, she's endlessly entertaining.
 
Mrs Miggins said:
Because she's just boring to watch?
and it is a telly programme after all, not a "who's the nicest" competition.
I thought it was a who's the nicest competition?
 
I'd probably have a vague interest if it wasn't full of self-aggrandising tossers backstabbing everybody in between periods of bawling their eyes out over stupid stuff.

Hooray for nice people!
 
If you could clone Nikki you could solve a lot of the workd's problems. You could parchute Nikki clones into warzones, after listening to her hideous whining for more than 2 minutes the enemy will happily blow their own brains out to end the suffering.Think of the lives (and money) that would be saved in the long run.

Or what about counselling? Anybody with self esteem issues could be shown videos of Nikki's caterwauling harpydom. At the end of whuich the counsellor can turn round to their client and say with total honesty "you think you've got issues, imagine being her."

Or what about using Nikki as a target for novice knifethrowers or or...........
 
Nikki is a one woman compendium of "what's wrong with modern Britain" wrapped up in the gestures of a spoilt three year old. I only hope for her sake it's an act.

I feel a bit sorry for Sam, who seems quite sweet and ingenuous among the bloodsucking posse of bullies who make up much of this year's intake.
 
sam strikes me as one of those people who, once they start to feel comfortable, could turn out to be completely normal....stress can do funny things to people :confused:
 
sam makes me cringe :(

i know the plastics aren't very nice to her, but she's so desperate to be liked it turns me right off her. nobody in the house can trust her 'cos she just tells everybody everything everyone else has said in a bid for, er... popularity.

she clearly has issues, i'm bored of seeing her in industrial quantities of slap and a manicure that would rival edward scissorhands - obviously this is her idea of "living as a woman" :rolleyes: i'm sorry, but that annoys me.

nikki deserves a slap but at least i can watch her without hiding behind the sofa.
 
Nikkis only hanging out with the plastics for the time being. Once Grace & Imogen have got the boot she'll be back with the outsiders. :)

She's still top 1/1 to be the top female overall according to William Hill. Whereas Sam is 1/7 to be evicted tomorrow

Hoorah for Nikki and brats everywhere :p :D
 
baldrick said:
she clearly has issues, i'm bored of seeing her in industrial quantities of slap and a manicure that would rival edward scissorhands - obviously this is her idea of "living as a woman" :rolleyes: i'm sorry, but that annoys me.

but loads of women do live like that... but that's for another thread.

nikki nikki nikki...out out out!!! but i do reckon it will be sam, and that will further boost nikki and grace et al and make them carry on like thay have been, but more so...
 
milesy said:
further boost nikki and grace et al and make them carry on like thay have been, but more so...

Hooray!! can't wait for the little bitches to hang themselves! (metaphorically speaking, of course)
 
Sam to go - she's nice, but boring. She's also a bit fragile.

Nikki is hideous, and I would dislike her in real life, but she's a joy to watch. She also appears to be the only one who realises that it's a game!
 
As much as I enjoy watching Nikki for the entertainment value, when she gets evicted I cannot think of anyone better than "The Manbeast" to be the competing housemate.

Plus Nikki also said some nasty things about Pete last night. :mad:
 
I think Nikki definitely deserves to go on behaviour and personality grounds. But Sam is dull and the boring and she has an incredible knack of making the other housemates feel awkward and so she brings everyone else down. No one in the house likes her, even though I don't think she really desrves this. She has to go.
 
...And the whole 'say the alphabet, pronouncing every letter very carefully and clearly, exagerrating all your mouth movements' thing had me laughing more than anything else. The comparable joke on sam was the klingon thing. Obviously the producers can have more fun with nikki
 
This poll looks about right and mirrors most of the 'unfixed' ones I've seen. I'd expect a closer contest than the last two - maybe 55%-45% in Nikki's favour, but the key element here is that Nikki leaving would a bad thing for the show. I'm not sure how the spin-the-bottle shennangegans will affect the vote, but I don't think Pete fans will be too pleased to see Nikki getting friendly with their hero. Nikki didn't have a great day yesterday, but given a sympathetic edit she should scrape through.
I think they're show the "Sam wanking" clip in the highlights show, and that should seal his fate. He hasn't really contributed much to the show and doesn't desrerve another week.
 
Sam to go, if only because the longer Nikki is in there the more likely some more didgy shit from her past is likely to appear in the press and the quicker her journey from 'ex-BB Housemate' to 'Nuts Bird' Nikki and the inevitable 'BB Birds in a Bath photo shoot' (Nuts or Zoo has a '4sum' 'article' featuring Shell, Sam, Orlaith and the Saffir bird in a bath...)
 
Nikki was in Nuts a fair few times before she even entered the house. We've already had the topless shots, the lesbian shots, the anorexia story and the Doherty tales, so I'm not sure there's much left to come out tbh. :D
 
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