Bauer vs Bourne vs Bond?

[Melinda]

Jack has a higher body count per hour.

Also the women in Bond tend to have a bit about them, as do the women with Bourne.

24 has a series of the worst, most scatty, screamy, conflicted women EVER.


Except for Chloe. Chloe rocks.

 

[Wolveryeti]

Bond, because he has more happy moments. The others are constantly firefighting.

 

[Melinda]

I fucking HATE Audrey Raines.

 

[kyser_soze]

Have you seen S6 yet?

 

[Melinda]

Is that the one where he goes to war against his dad?

 

[kyser_soze]

Yeah.

 

[Melinda]

Jeez- Ive just remembered Bauer's sister-in-law from S6. Add her to the dizzy, screaming bint list. RAHHHH.

 

[camouflage]

All called JB, all fucking cool.

However, I think that if I were to be a superpowered megaagent, I would probably be a bit like Bauer.

So it has to be him.

Come on now, let's be serious, those two aren't even in the same class. Jason would kick both their ass repeatedly and at the same time.

Credit where it's due though, at least Bauer gets his business done in a day.

Why do you think Bond should be in the running anyway, double comedy-option or some sort of misplaced sense of patriotism?

 

[kyser_soze]

Jeez- Ive just remembered Bauer's sister-in-law from S6. Add her to the dizzy, screaming bint list. RAHHHH.

Yeah, but at least Raines was just a dribbling heap for S6

 

[girasol]

where did I read that the new series of 24 has been toned down a lot because Bauer consistenly tortured people and did some evil things, whilst appearing to enjoy it (I don't watch 24, I only watched the first series)? Given the amount of soldiers who watch it, it's been deemed as a bad example.

Anyway, it's Bourne for me...

 

[kyser_soze]

where did I read that the new series of 24 has been toned down a lot because Bauer consistenly tortured people and did some evil things, whilst appearing to enjoy it (I don't watch 24, I only watched the first series)? Given the amount of soldiers who watch it, it's been deemed as a bad example.

Anyway, it's Bourne for me...

Well so far Jack's been pretty free and easy with the excessive force...

 

[Melinda]

Oh for sure Jack is a psychopath.

A post 9/11 hero. Fuck all y'all terrorists. DAMMIT.

 

[Melinda]

Also, I like how amidst the nuclear attacks, cruse missile launches, finger breaking and Chinese embassy raids- its Heller's son declaring his homosexuality that gives everyone pause for thought.

 

[T & P]

all rubbish

You don't know what you're saying.

 

[kained&able]

Bauer just over bourne as it take me a while to remember what happens in the films compared to the books but both are super smooth killing machines.

Bond is cliched one liner brillience and very very cool but not even the new ones are as dark and complicated as messers baur and bourne.


dave