Bastard Ikea.

[moonsi til]

I want a sofa from Ikea but i don't have the pennies for it

They do have a rather lovely Gustav Klimt stretched canvas for about £40...but I don't have anywhere to hang this.

 

[alsoknownas]

I thought I would nip to Ikea after work and pick up a wardrobe and some shelves.

The wardrobe was too heavy for the roof of my car.

How is that their fault? They give weight and size info in their catalogue.

The shelves had gone out of stock between checking at lunchtime and this evening.

Again, how could that have been avoided by IKEA or any other shop?

So, after a 6 hour excursion, I have a mountain of stuff I didn't go for including a large picture of Audrey Hepburn,

...err, who ordered you to buy that?

a cut on my hand from a box edge and indigestion from the crap food.

Fair enough, the box should not have cut your hand. And the food could be a lot better (although it is cheap).