AnnO'Neemus
Is so vanilla
Barmcake is very soft, bigger, and more brown/golden coloured, with a convex top.
Muffin is more solid/stodgy in consistency, floury, with a flat top, you get this with eggs benedict, or egg McMuffin. Different thing.
Stottie, bigger and flatter than a barmcake.
Chip butty = made with bread innit?
Edited to add: Yeah, teacake has currants in it: teacake + chips = weird combination.
Muffin is more solid/stodgy in consistency, floury, with a flat top, you get this with eggs benedict, or egg McMuffin. Different thing.
Stottie, bigger and flatter than a barmcake.
Chip butty = made with bread innit?

Edited to add: Yeah, teacake has currants in it: teacake + chips = weird combination.
- real fresh bakery made in the back of the shop.

