Ballet pumps
- Thread starter Kanda
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Kanda
Diving wanker
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Oh, now you've crossed a line, lady!They're nearly as offensive as your good self
Badger Kitten
oof
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
............and the soles of my feet get all squished like a tomatoe , because there is no cushion.....
felixthecat
are we there yet?
They're nearly as offensive as your good self
if you think my good self is offensive you should see my bad self
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
I got pair of them, but too cold to wear outj ust yet and they look silly with socks----im so not cool, been wearing them as slippers in the house
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
They're nearly as offensive as your good self
oh dear.
one day i'm gonna meet you and i'll be wearing silver ballet pumps and the combination of me and the ballet pumps will be so offensive to you that your mind will blow up.
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
What about ballet pumps with leggings as well kanda???
Kanda
Diving wanker
Poppers... match.
elevendayempire
Registered Loofah
Kill them with fire. They are horrible things. If you want a flat shoe, buy a fucking pair of trainers.
They are horrible things. If you want a flat shoe, buy a fucking pair of trainers.
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
Kanda
Diving wanker
poppers?? the stuff you sniff to relax your sphincter?
Yes, you throw it over clothes and set fire to them
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
Oh, don't start with the fucking leggings again, I'm feeling paranoid enough as it is
dont they are fucking great
poppers?? the stuff you sniff to relax your sphincter?
Or appreciate a killer bassline
madzone
Physically unfavourable
I was wearing leggings when I met Kanda, maybe he wanted to throw poppers over me and set light to me but was just too politedont they are fucking great
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Oh, does he have some?
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
not all the soles are ultra thin - I don't wear ballet pumps unless they have a strap on them, otherwise I have to scrunch up my toes to keep them on.
Kanda just doesn't like women to wear flat shoes, it would appear.
I don't quite know how to start explaining how upsetting to my sense of style that idea is.
why would I wear trainers with a nice dress? or indeed, if I don't particularly like trainers?Kill them with fire.
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
innit! i don't even own trainers. and trainers with skirts and dresses actually makes me do a bit of sick.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
you just made me spit beer you fucker!!!
Looby
Well-Known Member
Yup, we're not Lily Allen.
I love ballet pumps and have many pairs, most of mine aren't scuffed but I must admit my leopard print ones do need replacing.
It was a mistake to wear them to work today though. When I left the house it was just raining a bit so how the fuck was I supposed to know there was going to be a fucking blizzard?
Walking from work to the car park was absolutely terrifying because the deluge of snow onto wet pavements made it fucking deadly.
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
It was a mistake to wear them to work today though. When I left the house it was just raining a bit so how the fuck was I supposed to know there was going to be a fucking blizzard?
Walking from work to the car park was absolutely terrifying because the deluge of snow onto wet pavements made it fucking deadly.
Why wear ballet pumps as outside shoes in February??
*is clearly far too practical to be a real girl*
