Bad Film Confessions here please...
- Thread starter Madusa
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it has some old skool adverts between them like that John Smith's one with the dancing jack russel. 
Reno
The In Kraut
manifold said:
Featuring a guy with a moustache that saves the world. It was the best funniest worst crap I've ever watched.
I love this film. It seems strange as it draws on a lot of Chinese mythology unfamiliar to Western audiences, but it certainly isn't bad. This has got some of the most spectacular wire work ever. The priest saves the world with his eyebrows btw, not his moustache.
Lisarocket
In bed with me dinner
undercover said:
Your not alone there. I like Hudson Hawk too
Would you like to swing on a star
One of my favourite films is Cool Runnings...i cry at the end every time
i had to review Hudson Hawk. I think i was supposed to pan it.
I quite liked it
I quite liked it
Lisarocket
In bed with me dinner
I've spent ages trying to remember a futuristic post nuke movie that me and my mates watched several times back in the 80's. I'm sure back then it was a straight to video kind of film. I love IMDB sometimes.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0085124/
The truly great/awful Bronx Warriors "A Heavy Metal Journey Into An Urban Hell Where Everything Was Done Wrong!"
IIRC I liked it because i fancied the bloke in the lead role
Edit: I've just found it on Amazon and i'm really tempted to get it
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0085124/
The truly great/awful Bronx Warriors "A Heavy Metal Journey Into An Urban Hell Where Everything Was Done Wrong!"
IIRC I liked it because i fancied the bloke in the lead role
Edit: I've just found it on Amazon and i'm really tempted to get it
Lisarocket said:I've spent ages trying to remember a futuristic post nuke movie that me and my mates watched several times back in the 80's. I'm sure back then it was a straight to video kind of film. I love IMDB sometimes.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0085124/
The truly great/awful Bronx Warriors "A Heavy Metal Journey Into An Urban Hell Where Everything Was Done Wrong!"
IIRC I liked it because i fancied the bloke in the lead role
sounds coool! may just download that! Sounds a bit like 'The Warriors'. A film that i love for many a reasons - and cos i too fancied the bloke in the lead role.
Lisarocket
In bed with me dinner
zenie said:I can't help it, I watched it as a kid and it was my favourite, I used to come downstairs on a saturday morning before my Mum was up and watch it on video, practically every week fior years.
I had such a crush on Richard Chamberlain (is he still alive?)
Was he in something called the Thorn Birds where he played a vicar
If so, i know what you mean Zenie
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
Can I nominate North Shore please?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093648/
" On a small stretch of coastline as powerful as a man's will, Rick Kane came to surf the big waves. He found a woman who would show him how to survive, and a challenge unlike any other."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093648/
" On a small stretch of coastline as powerful as a man's will, Rick Kane came to surf the big waves. He found a woman who would show him how to survive, and a challenge unlike any other."
shakespearegirl
just worked out taglines
Lisarocket said:Was he in something called the Thorn Birds where he played a vicar
If so, i know what you mean Zenie
Ohh he was, i loved that series, it was bad awful bad
Kameron
Kamoceratops
I love that bit when David Patrick Kelly has the beer bottles on his fingers and is clicking them together making the creepy ringing sound. "Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!" and the DJ on the Pirate station who send the messages to the all the "street people with an ear for the action".Madusa said:sounds coool! may just download that! Sounds a bit like 'The Warriors'. A film that i love for many a reasons - and cos i too fancied the bloke in the lead role.
Great film but I didn't fancy the guy in the lead roll.
Kameron
Kamoceratops
So the current Winners (nominations not liked by anyone else)
Madusa: Cold Harvest (4.8)
May Kasahara: A Chorus Line (5.7)
Yuwipi Woman: Lifepod (5.8)
marty21: Dude, where's my Car? (4.7)
Jim2k5: Grand Theft Auto (4.8)
boozybirdie: Grease 2 (3.3)
Kameron: The Cutting Edge (6.4)
shakespearegirl: Puberty Blues (5.8)
Zenie: The Slipper and the Rose (6.6)
Orang Utan: North Shore (5.6)
Numbers in brackets are IMDB stars. boozybirdie should hide her head in the sand.
I think we should have a film night. I can sort a projector if someone can do a large room and a white wall.
Madusa: Cold Harvest (4.8)
May Kasahara: A Chorus Line (5.7)
Yuwipi Woman: Lifepod (5.8)
marty21: Dude, where's my Car? (4.7)
Jim2k5: Grand Theft Auto (4.8)
boozybirdie: Grease 2 (3.3)
Kameron: The Cutting Edge (6.4)
shakespearegirl: Puberty Blues (5.8)
Zenie: The Slipper and the Rose (6.6)
Orang Utan: North Shore (5.6)
Numbers in brackets are IMDB stars. boozybirdie should hide her head in the sand.
I think we should have a film night. I can sort a projector if someone can do a large room and a white wall.
Kameron said:Madusa: Cold Harvest (4.8)
May Kasahara: A Chorus Line (5.7)
Yuwipi Woman: Lifepod (5.8)
marty21: Dude, where's my Car? (4.7)
Jim2k5: Grand Theft Auto (4.8)
boozybirdie: Grease 2 (3.3)
Kameron: The Cutting Edge (6.4)
shakespearegirl: Puberty Blues (5.8)
Zenie: The Slipper and the Rose (6.6)
Orang Utan: North Shore (5.6)
Numbers in brackets are IMDB stars. boozybirdie should hide her head in the sand.
I think we should have a film night. I can sort a projector if someone can do a large room and a white wall.
Haha! That's brilliant!!
Kameron said:I love that bit when David Patrick Kelly has the beer bottles on his fingers and is clicking them together making the creepy ringing sound. "Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!" and the DJ on the Pirate station who send the messages to the all the "street people with an ear for the action".
Great film but I didn't fancy the guy in the lead roll.
That movie has been the basis for so many hip-hop tunes as well... i remember P.Diddy (for a crappy example) did that bottle clanging together thing at the beginning of a song by Notorious B.I.G but instead of 'Warrior's' he says 'Baaad Booy, Come out to plaaaayyy.'
Oh Please..
Stay toooned, Boppers...
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Reno said:I love this film. It seems strange as it draws on a lot of Chinese mythology unfamiliar to Western audiences, but it certainly isn't bad. This has got some of the most spectacular wire work ever. The priest saves the world with his eyebrows btw, not his moustache.
Exactly - this film is so not crap.
(Mind you, I also like Hudson Hawk, so will not be offended if my opinion is disregarded.)
Now if we're talking crap horror movies...that deserves a thread all of its own.
King Biscuit Time
Well-Known Member
This thread has reminded me that I have a DVD of Denzel Washington's first film Carbon Copy, which sounds so utterly terrible and racially insensitive that I suspect it may be a contender for worst film ever. I'll let you know what I think of it. Perhaps 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash'is be about to get toppled from it's position at the top of my list of terrible films.
