Fried halloumi is pretty bacon-y.
frogwoman said:Is there anything similar to bacon that's not bacon iyswim? That sounds lovely.
Fried halloumi is pretty bacon-y.
You could get bacon bits in a tub as they are actually vegetarian
er..how? 
er..how?
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frogwoman said:er..how?
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Bacon-flavoured hydrogenated food product. Isn't science something?![]()

I've never heard of that. I'm guessing halal butchers round here won't have it.![]()
I am guessing it will be fucking grim as well. Kosher bacon substitutes are vile and not worth the bother.

Fried halloumi is pretty bacon-y.

That reminds me that somewhere I've got a recipe for the most amazing fucking herb dip... think I know which book it is, must find it. I think I spent most of last Passover covering matzo in the stuff.ripe avocado, squished, squeeze of lemon juice, lots of grated cheddar and some Hellmans to make a smoothish dip, mix well, add fresh herbs (mint,. coriander, parsley) but only if inclined. Leave for an hour before consuming at pace, in silence, with crudités or Doritos.
Not tried that - sounds pretty good.Avocado halves with Worcestershire sauce ftw

you can cut it in half, take the pit out, crack an egg in it and bake it in the oven. Never tried it but I've heard it's really good.
Personally I would just make lotsa guacamole![]()
If someone put a forkful in front of me I would try it (I'll try most things once or twice) but I cannot get my head around the idea of cooked avocados so would never order or cook them myself.
In fact I have never seen cooked ones on a menu anywhere.
sainsbury's only seem to stock avacados from the zionist entity atm so i checked next door at waitrose in the angel and it was the same. where can i get ethical avacados?
