Avacados are a fruit, right?

[crustychick]

Botanically, a strawberry is not a berry.

It is an aggregate fruit, meaning that one flower has given rise to many fruits.

The one flower has produced a soft clump of tissue (the flesh of the strawberry) on the surface of which are the achenes. Achenes are the tiny little "seeds" that get stuck between the teeth. These are the fruits of the strawberry plant. Structurally, they're more like nuts than they are like seeds.

Raspberries are also aggregate fruits, but they do not have achenes. Raspberries contain drupes.

*explodes*

 

[ivebeenhigh]

what about kfc?

 

[story]

*explodes*

There's more of this brain exploding stuff.


It is, however, far too dangerous to post it all up on a public forum.

 

[story]

what about kfc?

Kfc is not native to the present. It is a highly specialised and hybridised form of chicken that is yet to be bred.

Once bred, it will be beamed back to us in our present time via the wormhole that will open up when the CERN Large Hadron Collider comes on line later this year.

Here is a picture of the chicken-to-be:

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Botanically, a strawberry is not a berry.

It is an aggressive fruit, meaning that one flower has oppressed many fruits.

The one flower has produced a soft clump of tissues (therefore good for the common cold) on the surface of which are the acnes. Acnes are the tiny little gern sacs that repel the alpha males. These are the fruits of the strawberry plant. Structurally, they're more like volcanoes than they are like germ sacs.

Raspberries are also aggressive fruits, but they do not have acnes. Raspberries contain drapes.

Fixed that for you
You're welcome

 

[Jonti]

A panda is a vegetarian carnivore, and a crow is a sort of songbird.

Funny old world, innit?

 

[Delia]

fruit or vege, whatever they are - avacados are the bomb!!!!