I met Ken Follet at a Labour party fundraiser - he'd never heard of Tristram Shandy.
Yeah same with my Dahl meet.
But I'll always remember the moment proudly, cos I'd brought along my really ancient copies, early editions, everyone else had bought theirs on the day.
Dahl took a look at my books and looked me in the eye and said "So nice to see such good, old books."
Made my childhood, that did.
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Ian Bone
my dad

Singed me copy of Catch 22 and got my name spelling right without prompting (normally has 2 t's, i have 1)
Yeah same with my Dahl meet.
But I'll always remember the moment proudly, cos I'd brought along my really ancient copies, early editions, everyone else had bought theirs on the day.
Dahl took a look at my books and looked me in the eye and said "So nice to see such good, old books."
Made my childhood, that did.
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Diana Wynne Jones and that's it. Bit crap, really.
i met china mieville too and zadie smith, .
Alan Moore, Geoff Ryman, Neil Gaiman, Ian Watson, John Brunner, Ramsey Campbell, Clive Barker, Harry Harrison, Mary Gentle, Iain Banks, Lisa Tuttle, Storm Constantine, Terry Pratchett, Helen Fielding, Iain Sinclair, Patricia Wrede, Charlie Stross, David Friedman, Jules Jones, Diane Duane, Peter Morwood, Alma Alexander, Douglas Adams, Nick Revell, Gary Webber, Lisa Williams, NM Browne. Plus a fair number of playwrights, comic writers, and writers of non-fiction.
Peter Sotos.
Andrea Dworkin.
they weren't together.
Oh yeah, I've met Peter Sotos too. And Stewart Home.
Spot the man who's attending more than one Sci Fi convention.
i'm a sort of character in Home's first novel. can't remember what it's called, was published in Smile before it came out as a book. It's mainly based on Home's rather torrid imaginings of what a load of mates of mine used to get up to. In particular those who shared a flat just round the corner from the Angel tube.
Roger McGough - poet, writer. I don't normally say this but he is one of the nicest human beings I have ever met. Kind, gentle, polite and very friendly.
Sophie Hannah - total opposite
I read one of her books. It was utter shit, and I mean really so very bad. Plus she wrote a shitty article in Mslexia that was of absolutely no use. She sucks!