Arsenal fans - tell me how to do football small-talk

[gabi]

Manchester United fan...obviously.... We'll sell you Fab for 100 mil, just ask that owner of yours...lol.

Cheers man.... we seem to be quite sorted in midfield right now tho thanks. heh. seriously tho. good player, but do u think the young lad's gonna be satisfied with playin in the uefa cup? me think not. ..

 

[iROBOT]

Cheers man.... we seem to be quite sorted in midfield right now tho thanks. heh. seriously tho. good player, but do u think the young lad's gonna be satisfied with playin in the uefa cup? me think not. ..

I always think it's a good sign when the Manc's start on The Arsenal..means yer worried...

Our midfield certainly saw your's off twice this season...nice...

As for the UEFA cup...Let's wait till the end...eh?

 

[gabi]

I always think it's a good sign when the Manc's start on The Arsenal..means yer worried...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm

nah... not too bovvered.. i bet the pool are tho, shit u're within 4 points now..

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

er no let's start with an era most fans can actually remember - all spurs great years are ancient history!

Yeah i know but like i said, it would get the conversation flowing.

Fucking top result tonight, Aliadiere been tremendous 2nite, and impressed with <john motson mode>all round team performance</sorry did i make sense there?>

You came all this way, and you lost and you lost

 

[William of Walworth]

So how are you getting on Zoe? Have youi inadvertantly prompted an old boy to need the emergency rescusitation team yet?

Hope he SURVIVES and recovers, obviosuly ... my very elderly Dad's been through this** so it's gallows humour on my part ...

**Nothing to do with crassly erroneous footy chat though. More likely someone misidentifying an R3 composer/orchestra, or something, in his case ...

 

[William of Walworth]

Iam's advice is the best. Watch a game or three.

 

[Jazzz]

Read fever pitch, it's quite enjoyable whether you are a football fan or not

 

[iROBOT]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm

nah... not too bovvered.. i bet the pool are tho, shit u're within 4 points now..

Shit yeah...you might actually win something...how many years has it been?????

 

[Streathamite]

Yeah i know but like i said, it would get the conversation flowing.

Fucking top result tonight, Aliadiere been tremendous 2nite, and impressed with <john motson mode>all round team performance</sorry did i make sense there?>

You came all this way, and you lost and you lost

whoops sorry mistook you for a spuds fan. my bad

 

[Relahni]

I work in a hospital, all my patients are Arsenal fans, I'd love to be able to chat football with them. I know shit all about football. Where do I begin?

I've got three red hot soccer chats for Arse fans.

1)

"I really like Rafa Benitez as a coach, he won the Champions League a couple of seasons ago with a load of pony players - have Arsenal ever won the Champions League? What about the European Cup?"


2)

"I used to like going to Highbury to study, you could hear a pin drop at that place".

3)

"What do you think about Arsne Wenger's policy on children?"

 

[Streathamite]

I've got three red hot soccer chats for Arse fans.

1)

"I really like Rafa Benitez as a coach, he won the Champions League a couple of seasons ago with a load of pony players - have Arsenal ever won the Champions League? What about the European Cup?"


2)

"I used to like going to Highbury to study, you could hear a pin drop at that place".

3)

"What do you think about Arsne Wenger's policy on children?"

fortunately, as a would-be scouser, no-one can ever understand a word you say

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I've got three red hot soccer chats for Arse fans.

1) "I really like Rafa Benitez as a coach, he won the Champions League a couple of seasons ago with a load of pony players - have Arsenal ever won the Champions League? What about the European Cup?"

2) "I used to like going to Highbury to study, you could hear a pin drop at that place".

3) "What do you think about Arsne Wenger's policy on children?"

You've just reminded me of another good topic of conversation, remember '89 when:

<sings>We won the league we won the league on Merseyside on Merseyside, we won the league on Merseyside, we won the league on the Mersey, we won the league on Merseyside</sings>

Smudger getting the first, Brian Moore with "its all up for grabs now", McMahon's one more minute, and then Micky Thomas doing headstands, what a way to an end to a season eh? Happy daze

 

[iROBOT]

God yes...what a final game that was!

But why (prey tell) do you need to go back so far??....Hows about the Arsenal kids and this season and "fortress" Anfield?

Yet more pleasant memories of a silent Kop to add to.

Ha ha.

 

[Relahni]

Silence eh? There's a good topic for Arsenal fans.

What about the mural. No blacks allowed!

Another good topic?

 

[iROBOT]

We jnew how to shut you's lot up, that's for sure!!!



What mural? Please explain.....

 

[Streathamite]

Silence eh? There's a good topic for Arsenal fans.

What about the mural. No blacks allowed!

Another good topic?

SIX-THREE!!!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Silence eh? There's a good topic for Arsenal fans.

What about the mural. No blacks allowed!

Another good topic?

Yep, i still pine for the highbury library i must admit.

The murial was a big embarassment tho, especially considering that the Arse have traditionally been one of the more mixed clubs anyways.

 

[Streathamite]

Silence eh? There's a good topic for Arsenal fans.

What about the mural. No blacks allowed!

Another good topic?

the long-distance commute of many of their 'fans'?