Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
*shrugs*I am unfairly disadvantaged when compared to taller people.
Agree to disagree, I don't feel disadvantaged by my height (except at gigs!), just my own appetite and laziness

*shrugs*I am unfairly disadvantaged when compared to taller people.

It probably does annoy her a bit, but what can you do? Can't change you're metabolic rate that easily (afaik).
You people with higher metabolisms than me! I've got the fucking metabolism of a sloth![]()

*shrugs*
Agree to disagree, I don't feel disadvantaged by my height (except at gigs!), just my own appetite and laziness![]()

How do you check how good/bad your metabolism rate is?![]()




If you can eat loads, don't exercise much and don't put on lots of weight = high![]()



She's brought in a salad for lunch as long as I've known her. Doesn't snack at all. She's a little bit tubby. I'm a little bit tubby.
Absolutely
Come the revolution, those over, say, 5'8 (I'm feeling generous) will receive a legectomy, to take them back to a more suitable size.
Especially tall citizens may face a headectomy, too.
I've only got a couple inches on youPerhaps because you are not as short as me.
That was how I judged metabolic rates, not what mine is... I wish!Well I'd imagine biddly ain't fat![]()
Well, I'm not a scientist

Perhaps because you are not as short as me.
And minnie and 5t3IIa can bugger off with their ''I'm short'' whines too.![]()
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It would be cheaper to make them wear giant shoes on their knees like this.
Perhaps because you are not as short as me.
And minnie and 5t3IIa can bugger off with their ''I'm short'' whines too.![]()
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If you are short you have got a lower centre of gravity and less likely to get blown over in high winds. So there is that, at least.
Perhaps because you are not as short as me.
And minnie and 5t3IIa can bugger off with their ''I'm short'' whines too.![]()
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Sorry. I saw on wikipedia that the average British woman is between 5'3 and 5'4 and I am about 5'3 3/4" therefore precisely average. I've felt taller ever since I read that![]()
If you are short you have got a lower centre of gravity and less likely to get blown over in high winds. So there is that, at least.
You wouldn't get disability benefits in San Francisco.

ungrateful wench![]()


Short people are notoriously bad-tempered.
Yes. And it would take a brave and stupid man to cross us when we're irked.
I'm just saying.
Short people are notoriously bad-tempered.
It's the short person/jack russell syndrome.

which ankle do you want quim?
I have got a little bit of a belly, but I don't mind. It is my arteries that I am more worried about.
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Whichever one isn't attached to the trenchfoot infected foot following his leaky shoe issues.
