are you a red or a blue?

[tangerinedream]

So you think Adidas and Reebok make shite kits. Cool. That's got fuck all to do with Liverpool. We play in red, not tangerfuckingrine.

Still, a shitty orange kit is to be expected from a team located in arguably the biggest shit hole in the North of England.

Yeah, I agree with everything you say. I'd rather be in Kirkby right now of course. Or Croxteth. Or Kensington, or any other of the many beautiful areas of Liverpool. They really show the rest of us what living really could be like.

Oh I see you've reverted to the word orange. Tangerine too difficult to spell or something?

I really don't get yr point. You think tangerine is a gay colour. Well done mate, have an award for that 'famous scouse wit' (copywright - the tabloids + a lazy football journalists everywhere.) - I can only stand back in awe of such rapier like remarks.
And if Aldridge, Barnes, Whelen etc looked like a flock of passing seagulls had simultainiously left their mark - obviously nothing to do with liverpool because they had absolutely no say in the design of the kit. Of course.
Your kit this year is quite good actually.

 

[jannerboyuk]

Green and white and sometimes green and black. Were the only team wearing green as a dominant colour in the English league until Yeovil got promoted.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

And if Aldridge, Barnes, Whelen etc looked like a flock of passing seagulls had simultainiously left their mark - obviously nothing to do with liverpool because they had absolutely no say in the design of the kit. Of course.
Your kit this year is quite good actually.

Our kit is shite. But a good colour. And do you really think Whelan et al were invited to comment on the kit design? Jesus.

I can understand I touched a nerve about Blackpool being a shit hole. It must be a bit tiring living in a decrepit, way past it's sell by date, good for nothing but crap stag do's shit pit. At least other shit holes have an upside.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

White of Hereford United of course.

 

[tangerinedream]

Our kit is shite. But a good colour. And do you really think Whelan et al were invited to comment on the kit design? Jesus.

I can understand I touched a nerve about Blackpool being a shit hole. It must be a bit tiring living in a decrepit, way past it's sell by date, good for nothing but crap stag do's shit pit. At least other shit holes have an upside.

er no - i would imagine someone somewhere in club was invited to comment somewhere along the line. Or do you act thick to be deliberatively provacative? Cos according to you, 'it's fuck all to do with Liverpool' what kit they wear. FFS!
A good colour? right, you and 50% of every other team wearing the same kit. How interesting. What a great colour, very unique, what do your great mates up the the M6whatever it is wear? Oh! the same colour.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

er no - i would imagine someone somewhere in club was invited to comment somewhere along the line. Or do you act thick to be deliberatively provacative? Cos according to you, 'it's fuck all to do with Liverpool' what kit they wear. FFS!
A good colour? right, you and 50% of every other team wearing the same kit. How interesting. What a great colour, very unique, what do your great mates up the the M6whatever it is wear? Oh! the same colour.

You're losing it now, you small town hick. I never said Red was unique to Liverpool you stupid bastard.

And for the record, kit design has got zero to do with the players. Well, at the big clubs anyway. You lot may get the cleaner in to have a debate over a cup of coffee, but big clubs have marketing departments who liaise with the manufacturers.

 

[ziconess]

and any more?

Was just about to tap out my colours before realising i'd already answered over a year ago!

 

[Shanksy]

the best teams play in red eg Swindon

the worst teams play in yellow eg Ox**rd

Excuse me! You seem to have forgot Brazil and Worksop Town, good teams which play in yellow.

 

[fidelcastro]

Ctid.

 

[tangerinedream]

You're losing it now, you small town hick. I never said Red was unique to Liverpool you stupid bastard.

And for the record, kit design has got zero to do with the players. Well, at the big clubs anyway. You lot may get the cleaner in to have a debate over a cup of coffee, but big clubs have marketing departments who liaise with the manufacturers.

(coffee? a bit sophisticated that, bovril all the way)

I never said it anything to with the FUCKING PLAYERS. I merely meant someone AT THE CLUB , i.e in the employ of Liverpool F.C. must at some point have said, "yes pebbledash seagull shit, that is the way to go." and "mmm , of those designs I like the green one, with the vomit down one shoulder look. Nice!"
And if Blackpool is so shit, why is it full of scousers every weekend? Eh? Eh? And our tower is far better than that concrete thing sticking out of St Johns shopping centre.
and if I have too spell out everything for you.

YOU: uh, tangerine is like gay and shit
ME: it's not it's a bit original
YOU: I like red. Red is good.
ME: Like Man U then.
YOU: GRRRRRRR

Two scousers in tangerine. Nothing at all homoerotic about grown men in flamboyent colours hugging each other. Christ almighty.

 

[Here we go]

Blue for the bairns. and the BU.

 

[chieftain]

Lilleywhite Army

 

[SubComandante]

Red - Forest and Wales

 

[g force]

A mixture of red and blue is clearly the best:

Also have to include an image of the greatest 90tyh minute bicycle kick to decide a championship ever

 

[Isambard]

Einmal Löwe, immer Löwe!

 

[SubComandante]

A mixture of red and blue is clearly the best:

Also have to include an image of the greatest 90tyh minute bicycle kick to decide a championship ever

i might be wrong but i thought that goal qualified barca for the champions league but did not win them the league?

 

[g force]

Ah, I said 'decide' the league....that goal meant Valencia lost out to Real Madrid with a minute left of the season! I don't think they've forgiven us either, but it did indeed mean we got into the CL.

I was in the Camp Nou when it happened...utter silence for about a secodn followed by the most delirious reaction ever. Not quite as good as Eto'o's speech this season, but as a footballing moment, well up there.