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Are you a messy eater?

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Kanda said:
Surely only young children do this and are berated quick time by their parents??!! :eek:
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jesus I can't stand people chewing with their mouths open :mad:
 
Kanda said:
Surely only young children do this and are berated quick time by their parents??!! :eek:
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The gentleman I sit opposite to is able to do this and burp at the same time.
In fact he has absolutely no concerns about wide-mouth burping in meetings. He also yawns with his mouth open. To be fair, it is shut the rest of the day.
 
sam/phallocrat said:
I eat quickly, am a bit of a malco and like winding people up. As such when eating, I have been variously described as:

'a monster'

'a pig'

'disgusting'

'sickening'

'eating as if the food was about to be stolen off you'

'an embarassment'

etc

so, a bit messy . . . :D
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Me too :D

mr mania calls me the 'Australian cultural attachee' :D
 
Dubversion said:
that's not true is it?
during my birthday meal for one instance, you might as well have thrown your plate in the air and let it land on your head.
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:D :D

I'm messy, I eat quite slowly so it's not that I just have no co-ordination.:rolleyes:

I have so many tops with stains I can't get off.
I went out for lunch last week and was holding my friends baby. He knocked my arm and I spilt ice cream all down my top, it did look like I'd poured the bowl down my front.:rolleyes:
 
I hadn't even factored in eating off my lap. Hmmm. That's so difficult that we have a coffee table...

When eating off a normal sized table I find my main problem is dipping the underside of my boobs into food. I generally have crap spatial awareness of the chest area (not good as we have horrible door handles at that height).

Bless sibling rivalry really. My sister was the messy eater. :D
 
aqua said:
says the woman who sent me a text to say she was wearing last nights spag bol :D :p
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it's true. the cardigan i was wearing had to go in the wash :o

i think wearing a leather jacket while eating spaghetti is a superb idea :D
 
Definitely not messy....

I eat slowly, in a disturbingly methodical fashion, wielding the fork as if carefully unearthing a priceless relic on an archeology dig.

I'm not saying this makes me some sort of scary anally retentive type, but I do insist on ensuring both socks are pulled up to the same height before I can start eating.

:cool:
 
madzone said:
I'm surprised I'm over weight at all as most of what I eat appears to end up in my bra :)
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Hahaha me too...........sometimes it's like a little shower of bedtime snacks (especially if i've been eating crisps)

:eek:
 
moomoo said:
And does anyone else manage to get their dinner in their hair? :rolleyes: :o
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Constantly, what with that, and my constant ability to draggle it in neatly prepared lines, i'm thinking of cutting the whole lot off.:o
 
madzone said:
I'm surprised I'm over weight at all as most of what I eat appears to end up in my bra :)
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Ha - when I go to the cinema and eat popcorn I manage to get enough down there to feed a small Ethiopian village.:o
 
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