Are you a dog or a cat?

[Ax^]

*points to tag line

 

[cupid_stunt]

Grew up with dogs, all sorts, lots of em.

Truth be told I'm probably a cog

We're all cogs in the system.

 

[blairsh]

We're all cogs in the system.

Yep...

 

[A380]

Are you sure?

Yes I am human. and I would like to meet other succulent meat based humans so that we can talk about being delicious humans. Isolated locations preferred.

 

[Orang Utan]

i read this and its sequel, "lair", when i was ten. fantastic books that you really can judge by the cover.

early spank material innit

 

[Orang Utan]

I am a dog and a cat and a capybara and a Tigger and a crow and an Orang Utan and this langur:
in one unique and fabulous package that is me and me alone

 

[hitmouse]

I would like to think I'm a cat, but thinking about it I reckon I may well be a rabbit - quite cute, absolutely thick as pigshit, easily startled, liable to chew through electrical cables if left unattended.

 

[kittyP]

i read this and its sequel, "lair", when i was ten. fantastic books that you really can judge by the cover.

James Herbert is a real guilty pleasure of mine.
He's often cheesy shit* but I love it

*not The Fog though. That was basically what 28 Days Later must have been based on

 

[kittyP]

I think I am basically like BillRiver said, a dog, but a picky, nervous, anxiety ridden one.

 

[Ax^]

I would like to think I'm a cat, but thinking about it I reckon I may well be a rabbit - quite cute, absolutely thick as pigshit, easily startled, liable to chew through electrical cables if left unattended.

both amused and annoyed by that remark


more so because you name is hitmouse

 

[DotCommunist]

James Herbert is a real guilty pleasure of mine.

'48 and Fluke

'48 would make an excellent game, storming the tower of london to save the day and your gf from the blood plague nazis is a straight up Wolfenstein plot

 

[Ax^]

i read this and its sequel, "lair", when i was ten. fantastic books that you really can judge by the cover.

did they not end up in a nuke bunker hiding from the rats

he did not one i remember reading as a kid because my mother had his books

somethng about an evil nun from the past coming back to take over the world

was a fun book if i remember

 

[kittyP]

did they not end up in a nuke bunker hiding from the rats

he did not one i remember reading as a kid because my mother had his book

somethng about an evil nun from the past coming back to take over the world

was a fun book if i remember

I think that might have been Portent...
And I think that might be the same one where a woman has sex with a tree.

 

[Orang Utan]

'48 and Fluke

'48 would make an excellent game, storming the tower of london to save the day and your gf from the blood plague nazis is a straight up Wolfenstein plot

if you liked Fluke, may i recommend the film Dean Spanley. bit of a weepie but great film

 

[hitmouse]

James Herbert is a real guilty pleasure of mine.
He's often cheesy shit* but I love it

*not The Fog though. That was basically what 28 Days Later must have been based on

Did anyone ever watch I Am Not An Animal? You know how some stupid jokes really stick in your head, the horse played by Steve Coogan that was convinced he was like a literary intellectual because he'd read the Fog by James Herbert does that to me, like I will always hear "The Fog by James Herbert" in Steve Coogan's voice. Quite appropriate for this thread, really.

 

[Ax^]

maybe same troupes but looked it up its called shrine

and its getting a movie called unholy

as cheese as the book is it might work as a B movie

 

[kittyP]

Did anyone ever watch I Am Not An Animal? You know how some stupid jokes really stick in your head, the horse played by Steve Coogan that was convinced he was like a literary intellectual because he'd read the Fog by James Herbert does that to me, like I will always hear "The Fog by James Herbert" in Steve Coogan's voice. Quite appropriate for this thread, really.

I have not seen it unfortunately

 

[Ax^]

Did anyone ever watch I Am Not An Animal? You know how some stupid jokes really stick in your head, the horse played by Steve Coogan that was convinced he was like a literary intellectual because he'd read the Fog by James Herbert does that to me, like I will always hear "The Fog by James Herbert" in Steve Coogan's voice. Quite appropriate for this thread, really.

works for most brexit threads as well

well almost all the politics forum really

 

[Orang Utan]

i have just gone down a James Herbert rabbit hole trying to find examples of his sex scenes cos they’re so ridiculous

 

[kittyP]

i have just gone down a James Herbert rabbit hole trying to find examples of his sex scenes cos they’re so ridiculous

I think The Magic Cottage had one quite trippy one

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yes I am human. and I would like to meet other succulent meat based humans so that we can talk about being delicious humans. Isolated locations preferred.

That just confirms my suspicions.

 

[dessiato]

I am a rock, I am an island. A rock feels no pain and an island never cries.

 

[BillRiver]

James Herbert is a real guilty pleasure of mine.
He's often cheesy shit* but I love it

*not The Fog though. That was basically what 28 Days Later must have been based on

Yep. I read my older brother's copy of The Fog when I was in primary school. Not something I'd recommend doing. Have enjoyed other books by him as an adult though.

 

[moochedit]

I'm a dog that believes it's a cat

Should have kept away from danny la rouge

 

[Yossarian]

Hard to pick one or the other - what if I like eating my own excrement and killing for fun?

 

[Aladdin]

Should have kept away from danny la rouge

 

[Aladdin]

Hard to pick one or the other - what if I like eating my own excrement and killing for fun?

Then you'd be a Tory.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Hard to pick one or the other - what if I like eating my own excrement and killing for fun?

If you like killing, err on the side of caution and say cat. Or perhaps an A380 going by his disturbing admission above.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Should have kept away from danny la rouge

Shame there isn't a poll option for you.

Can you add 'spider' to the poll Sugar Kane?

 

[l'Otters]

Erm...