Are these lyrics offensive?
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marty21 said:
why not?
my dog's died, my gran died, my kid's ill, my nephew's ill, i don't feel well, my wife doesn't feel well, we might have left the iron on, we want to watch the eastenders omnibus ...you weren't being held hostage ffs
It is not possible to leave an event like that without arousing suspicion. It is all very well for these "brave" bastards on U75 to boast how they have "sorted out" the fash. I doubt very much they have been in a minority of two in amongst 4500 with some of them knowing where they live.
pk
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tobyjug said:
This is like a Tom Stoppard play...
Our hero 'Tobyjug' :
"Ve haff to blend in, so az not to arouze ze suspizion, Edith"
Toby's Long-suffering Missus, 'Edith' :
"Vot you are saying Commandante Tobyjugz, ve must stay and vatch ze lynching of ze communizt traitorz?"
Tobyjug : "Just keep quiet, Edith, and watch what happens to the pan-fried chicken wings, nazis or not, I'm a hungry bunny"
Edith : "But Herr Tobyjug, vat happen should I vish to leaf this Motorbikenfest for to go home and tend ze livestock??"
Tobyjug : "Fear not, Edith, I haff left the marsupial simian in charge of zed farm. Tarry a while, and gorge yourself on zeez baked potato and coleslaw cafe snacks. If I find that ze ape I haff left in charge of ze farm has left us in a vulnerable position, zen I guess I haff no choice but to spank my monkey..."
Edith : "Oh mein Toby, you sink of everything"
Tobyjug : "Aye"
Ninjaboy said:that just gave me a really cool image of toby burning off on his bike with lots of evil nazi bikers in pursuit
Laugh away, just get a ticket for the rally in a few weeks and see if you complain and leave the site until the rally is over. (Bear in mind they will have your name, address and bank account number) It is one rally I am never going to again.
Ninjaboy said:you could have just quietly left and said someting came up or summat tho if anyone asked
No I couldn't, the tickets I won were donated to a motorcycle club raffle I used to belong to. You armchair critics have to be honest no fucking idea just how dangerous it would have been to leave the rally early.
pk
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tobyjug said:
(Tobyjug bravely heaved his wifey onto the handlebars of his 'gentlemans racer' and revved the engine, the Silkolene/chip-fat solution of fuel kicked in nicely, just as he knew it would. Just as the hordes of skinheaded hooded Klu Klux Klan witches were about to descend upon him and his wife, he accelerated across yonder hill and dale, pausing only to turn the bike at the crest of the forest canopy, tilt his head sideways for the money-shot, throw away his last remaining (somewhat stained) copies of 'Back Street Hero' from his wrinkly leather side-panniers, and yell with all the conviction he could muster at the zombie hordes of nazi campers - "power to the people!".
From that day forth he swore to be a Cornish Commie, and just like Che Guevara before him, he rode of into the sunset, until he reached the first Happy Eater anyway, where all the excitement had made him want to pee since the junction of the A307...
The legend was born.
(c) Tobyjug The Musical
pk
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tobyjug said:
It was a conspiracy, and it ran so much deeper than Tobyjug could ever know.
All along, he'd wanted the popcorn-maker, with it's little 13 amp fuse he'd be sure to host the "Triumph Corn-holer Biker Annual Review Revue 1992", as long as the dog kept out of the way and he didn't need to choke any more chickens in public.
With baited breath, he clutched the raffle tickets, repeating their numbers under his breath, coveting that fabulous chrome popcorn popper, and even settling for the second prize 'Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine' as endorsed by George Foreman the Punchin' Preacher.
Like Charlie Bucket awaiting Mr Wonka, he clutched his golden tickets, and when finally his number came up, could barely contain his joy.
Then, without warning, the announcement came over the PA system:
"The holder of ticket 573 will be forced to attend a Nazi motorcycle rally, and if he fails to appear his wife will be killed, or something"
Then, and only then, did Tobyjug finally wake up to the truth, just as men dressed in big white hooded costumes dragged him away to the sound of laughter and odd Hammer Horror sound effects, locking him away until he agreed to attend the nazi rally, on pain of death, then finally they returned to him his motorbike, and he was free, to attend the rally, of his own free choice, if he wanted to, like...
pk
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tobyjug said:
There's no fooling Tobes, it must be said.
He can pull himself together in no time.
You see, this is what Milk Tray adverts in the Eighties were getting at, it's all because the lady loves...
Ooooh, I dunno... all those skinheads make a girl go a bit queasy, are you married Toby? I couldn't half fancy a man in leathers riding out the bracing winds of the Cornish moors on a motorbike...
If you're my Wallace, I'll be your Gromit, big boy... (serious proposal, I don't do no dogging or none of these newfangled fancy ways...)
Johnny Canuck3
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ddraig said:archive/ban pls
minus tobes's racist quoted lyrics
why are u up this time of night toby?
Are those lyrics going to make you hate immigrants or something?
Johnny Canuck3
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One thing, though: nobody actually slaughters a goat in their flat, do they?
DJ Squelch
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spitfire said:all above posts by pk.
PMSL twice/thrice and again. more please.
Seconded.
You seem to have this uncontrollable urge to make every single thread all about you, don't you tobyjug? Why the ruck did you feel the need to post all that nasty racist crap in full? It has nothing to do with Morissey lyrics, which is the topic of this thread, nor does your attending a motorbike rally with neo-nazi bands playing at it, and being "unable" to find an excuse to leave for three days. You are a pathetic, attention-seeking idiot. Why don't you go and join a forum where people will find your know-nothing grumpy conservatism entertaining? It would probably make you, people here and people there, all a lot happier.tobyjug said:
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
it's all a bit silly
but the unascapable menace faced by Mr jug has remined me of the movie Race with the Devil
but the unascapable menace faced by Mr jug has remined me of the movie Race with the Devil
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