Some kind of petrol baron, are you?! Wantonly promoting additional petrol usage over accessible peas?!It's still Waitrose though so I'm sorry but I can only downgrade you from posh cunt to posh miser quoady.
Peas are cheaper than petrol, I’d wager. (Actually, they’re not, are they. £1.33/litre vs £1.38 / kg, even from sburies.
Though... what’s the weight of a litre of petrol?! I’m now thinking I might be onto something.)

