Are people who don't like football fat and/ or gay?

[STFC]

Don't know about all this fat/gay business, but blokes who like Star Wars don't like football, and that's a fact.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't like either

 

[goldenecitrone]

I don't like either

Only because you look like the wookie.

 

[Lock&Light]

they won't let me.

That'll be because flimsy people complained that you were giving them a bad name.

 

[Rollem]

they won't let me.

((((flimsier))))

 

[Relahni]

That'll be because flimsy people complained that you were giving them a bad name.

start a poll.

Are people called flimsier gay?

 

[Biffo]

Do people who like football, who think fat and gay people don't like football, not like fat and gay people?

 

[WouldBe]

Do Gazza and Maradonna not like football then?

 

[Roadkill]

Well I'm gay and I think football is probably the most tedious thing in the world except for golf.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Don't know about all this fat/gay business, but blokes who like Star Wars don't like football, and that's a fact.

Utter rot. I believe you are getting us confused with our geekier Star Trek-loving cousins across the road

 

[marty21]

start a poll.

Are people called flimsier gay?

and fat

and do they hate football?

 

[Rollem]

i still can't vote in your poll flimsier

 

[g force]

Having seen the 'football' from Goodison I imagine they're mainly Everton fans

 

[marty21]

Having seen the 'football' from Goodison I imagine they're mainly Everton fans

are everton fans fat and gay?

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I think he means that, cos the football at Goodison is so poor, people who don't like football mostly go to watch the non-football served up at Goodison, and thus are mostly Everton fans

ALthough Everotn, like most clubs, have their fair share of fat bastard supporters.

If only I could find that famous picture of the Newcastle fans. If ever there was a pic to refute the initial point of the thread (i.e. that no footy fans were fat) that was it...

 

[kained&able]

Any bloke who doesn't like football worries me slightly. its just wrong.

oh and american football is the most pain i have ever been in playing sports(baring injuries) it ain't pussy. The pads don't off a lot of protection and pretty much do nothing other then wind you everytime you get hit.


edit: me and my flatmate both think that star wars are the best 6 films of all time(and best rommance, best action, best comedy etc etc etc) and fucking love our football no neh!


dave

 

[Relahni]

are everton fans fat and gay?

Most Everton fans could not spell fat and gay.

 

[Rollem]

Most Everton fans could not spell fat and gay.

thankfully for us, flimsier is not ordinary everton fan. he is an everton fan that has 6 other teams, and so can spell small words with not many letters

 

[Groucho]

I don't like football much no more, I liked football when I were a young'un, but I grew out of it. Same goes for Star Bores.

I'm not gay, fat, female or American.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

If only I could find that famous picture of the Newcastle fans. If ever there was a pic to refute the initial point of the thread (i.e. that no footy fans were fat) that was it...

That's not my point. It is that people who don't like football are fat and/or gay. Not that people who like it aren't, nor that every fat or gay person dislikes it. I'm not fattish/ homophobicist.

 

[Lock&Light]

I'm not fattish/ homophobicist.

You're just a flimsyist.

 

[Structaural]

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm not fattish.

You are. Ish.

 

[Biffo]

You are. Ish.

Aha! The 'You Fat **** tagline' he uses is self-deprication then?

 

[fencingmatt]

Where's the option for I'm gay but not fat and I hate football?

 

[JTG]

my brother has spent years working in the sci fi publishing 'industry' and from what I can make out he is the only one in it who likes football and isn't gay.

where does this fit in?

 

[JTG]

btw I am fat, straight and like both Star Wars and football

 

[gentlegreen]

I'm a bit fat, but not gay, and these days I simply just don't "get" it - a bit like the way I don't "get" "space invaders".
(When I was forced to hang around a cold playing field at school I felt rather more strongly - though it was the version played with the eliptical spherical object.)

 

[Yossarian]

If only I could find that famous picture of the Newcastle fans. If ever there was a pic to refute the initial point of the thread (i.e. that no footy fans were fat) that was it...

It's Jabba!

 

[JTG]

Geordies are hardly typical though. They exist in this weird cartoon stereotype world which bears very little relation to every other football fan in the country.