Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
surely only a tosser who values form over function would buy this, to show off to his materially wealthy tosser mates during a dinner party, "oh yes my cooker is so beautiful, look how nice it is, it doesnt actually work but look how nice it is, want some more expensive wine? look, my kitchen worktops are made of solid pine"... the kind of shit cooker where you have a barely-sensitive glass touch-pad to select each ring, then you use another +/- pad to turn it up. if you have wet hands it doesnt even fucking work! pressing it harder does not work, and just leaves you frustrated. touching a piece of glass to try and control heat has got to be the stupidest cooker invention ever, how could this even be accepted by anyone? IT SHOULD BE BANNED!![]()
Shame you haven't got a clue what you are talking about, they are faster and more economical than traditional stove tops.





