Apprentice USA

[nino_savatte]

She was so "I know about Harlem so just leave this to me". I lost count of the number of times I heard the word "urban" banded about... then she described the whole thing as '"hip hop"! Like she had a special understanding... Pathetic, she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself.

Also why is EVERY task doing a promotion/ad campaign for a new product for one of Trump's mates?

Aye, she was a total joke. But she got the well deserved boot in the end.

I've noticed that about Trump too and iirc, he was bankrupted in the mid-90's...how did he come back?

 

[Belushi]

I've noticed that about Trump too and iirc, he was bankrupted in the mid-90's...how did he come back?

Its that special, rich persons bankrupt where they're accountants show they've got zilch but they still seem to control millions of dollars.

 

[nino_savatte]

Its that special, rich persons bankrupt where they're accountants show they've got zilch but they still seem to control millions of dollars.

Nothing like creative accountancy - eh? Dodgy as fuck, the lot of them.

 

[El Sueno]

I know it's early days yet but anyone hazard a guess as to who's gonna win this thing? I'm sure if someone checked, the results are already out there in the public domain somewhere... no spoilers please.

"Tear it up!" y'all

 

[El Sueno]

Audrey's speech last night was a tv moment for the ages. "People used to hate me because I was soooo beautiful"... I was laughing out loud, it was unbearable. Fair dues, she's had a rough old time growing up but there's absolutely no need for those dramatics. Her management style was unbelievable - she had no idea what she was doing at any point in the whole task. Looking at her this week I can't believe she slipped through the system and got this far.

 

[nino_savatte]

I missed it last night. Good car crash telly?

 

[El Sueno]

It was a motorway pile-up. I was convinced her 'emotional monolgue' would be up somewhere so everyone could laugh along as she blubbed, like YouTube or summat... but I had a trawl and nuffink. Maybe this kind of shit is so commonplace in US telly it hardly registered on the rader.

"I hated being so beautiful and people always telling me how beautiful I am, I wanted to scar myself because I was so beautiful" - what a fucking nightmare.

 

[N_igma]

I like it.

The one where they had to do the Harlem art project was hilarious.

Skinny White guy wants an opinion on their work so far, walks across the road to 3 Black homies, "excuse me, do you live here?" Priceless!

 

[El Sueno]

I like it.

The one where they had to do the Harlem art project was hilarious.

Skinny White guy wants an opinion on their work so far, walks across the road to 3 Black homies, "excuse me, do you live here?" Priceless!

If anyone thinks The Office was the last word in cringey comedy they should check out Apprentice USA... and it's all real!!

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

"I hated being so beautiful and people always telling me how beautiful I am, I wanted to scar myself because I was so beautiful" - what a fucking nightmare.

I don't think she's all that.... I dont like "lioness" types.

buy then being famale it woudln't bother her much.

 

[maldwyn]

How those two managed to keep a straight face when she did her ‘poor me’ routine was truly amazing, however, one of the guys deserved a kick up the arse for his sexist attitude. I much prefer the american version for its naked ambition and tacky vulgarity which isn’t really matched by Mr Surgar and Co.

 

[D'wards]

A prize for the first person who can tell me what Audrey's parents went to prison for when she was 17.

Anyone care to guess? It may be creating a hugely overinflated ego in a frankly mediocre offspring.

love to know.

 

[lostexpectation]

that john one got away with so much shit, he got fired but he should have got ripped much more in the boardroom

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

innit!

What a complete twat! Egocentrics like that really get my goat. I thinkk he's the worst of them all.

It was a good one last night tho. That bird with the curly hair and her "compton speak" was really funny!

 

[D'wards]

That bird with the curly hair and her "compton speak" was really funny!

I was cringing so much about that.

Isn't Gene Simmons a creepy weirdo?

Is it me or are there some people on the programme we are yet to see - there seems to be a lot more people in the boardroom than "characters" they concentrate on.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

They are the ones that arn't fucked in the head!

 

[El Sueno]

Another chance to see Trumps plush apartment last night... I was nearly throwing up with the bling overload. And what a boring twat he is... his polite breakfast conversation would've sent me straight back to bed. Those well worn gags about how his apartment had no budget, "but I still went over" must be getting on everyone's tits by now.

 

[nino_savatte]

All that gold is so trashy and vulgar. Who does he think he is? Some sort of Roman potentate?

 

[El Sueno]

It looked like every panel was diamond-encrusted, every skirting board was solid gold... and all those spotlights! I'd hate to wake up with a hangover in there, everywhere you turn you'd see your reflection beaming back at you - like finding yourself in McDonalds on a Sunday morning.

And for all his talking it up, that breakfast looked pretty piss poor if you ask me. Those sausages looked like they came out of a KwikSave value pack.

 

[nino_savatte]

It looked like every panel was diamond-encrusted, every skirting board was solid gold... and all those spotlights! I'd hate to wake up with a hangover in there, everywhere you turn you'd see your reflection beaming back at you - like finding yourself in McDonalds on a Sunday morning.

And for all his talking it up, that breakfast looked pretty piss poor if you ask me. Those sausages looked like they came out of a KwikSave value pack.

Aye it was a shite breakfast. I could have knocked out the same scran for a fraction of the cost.

 

[El Sueno]

I bet he hired some top chef who probably sent his understudy along to do the job. "Just pick up some sausages on your way over, he won't know the fucking difference".

 

[El Sueno]

While I think of it, I've said it before but... there is absolutely no originality between either of the teams. They're completely useless - when asked to come up with a new pizza for Dominos, Trump mentions "I like meatballs". So after intense brainstorming, what are the names they come up with for their rival pizza recipes? 'Meatball masterpiece' and 'Manga Meatball'...

In the boardroom when Trump said to Alex; "Unless you say something really stupid, I think you're safe for this week" I was dying for Alex to reply; "Acutally, I've been meaning to ask - who the fuck do you think you're kidding with that ridiculous hairpiece?!"