Johnny Canuck3
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tarannau said:
Apprentice USA
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Johnny Canuck3
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niksativa said:
A British guy wins season five of the US Apprentice.
http://www.theapprenticerules.com/candidates/profile-sean-yazbeck.html
equationgirl
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Trump fired the hippy guitar playing one for being incapable of making a decision.
The way so they fawn over Donald Trump is hysterical - at least Alan Sugar tlls them to fuck off when they try and brownose him
The way so they fawn over Donald Trump is hysterical - at least Alan Sugar tlls them to fuck off when they try and brownose him
ska invita
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yes- its a different country here in Britain.. the USofA doesnt take up the whole world...yet.Johnny Canuck2 said:
Johnny Canuck3
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niksativa said:
We've had Monty Python for years. We even get Father Ted.
Oh well, better late than never...
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Johnny Canuck2 said:
We've been waiting to get it on the cheap, no doubt!
-its a filler to warm us up for our own UK apprentice series 3.
Johnny Canuck2 said:
not sure about that Johnny
Johnny Canuck3
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niksativa said:
What do you English have to compare to Donald Trump's hair?
Johnny Canuck3
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Also, the US apprentice came first, so it's an opportunity to see how it's supposed to be done...
El Sueno
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D'wards said:
Do we? Who he?
The difference between the US and UK versions is summed up neatly by the taglines which begin each episode, Trump's show is all "How would you like to have it all?" whereas Sugar's was "Who wants to work way too fucking hard for a belligerent old bastard?"
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
El Sueno said:
Ben - mate of me brothers - thick set chap (no, not fat, Ben).
You sold him some weed once in your kitchen.
I think the americans will turn on each other in record time. Mind you, TCS (That Cunt Syed) was a massive snide in that respect.
Don't like his male aide, btw - thinks he's a right Noo Yoik Gangster.
Lisarocket
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Belushi said:hey were absolutely appalling, how the fuck did they think the cucumber one was going to impress the ad agency
The cucumber one was bad, but the other one was really bad because they didn't portray the product right. A bodywash, but the model rubbed it on his face and didn't wash it off
It's the first time i saw it last night. Some of them are right idiots
Aww man, looks like i've been missing what appears to be the best bit of light entertainment to hit our screens since TCS as Edwards put it told us that we need 100 chickens for 100 pizzas.
I have been into Trump Towers and can tell you it aint pretty. If I was a chav or a maybe Missy Elliott it'd be right up my tasteless street. Only needed to take shit so did my business and left.
I have been into Trump Towers and can tell you it aint pretty. If I was a chav or a maybe Missy Elliott it'd be right up my tasteless street. Only needed to take shit so did my business and left.
yes of course, it said in my guide book that if you take a shit in the trump towers then good luck will come your way.I was tempted to set off a floater into the wishing pool at the bottom of the waterfall that comes out of the wall in the reception/cafe type area on the ground floor.El Sueno said:
And behold not two minutes after leaving my present for Don I found a pair of jeans across the road in exactly my size, now theres good intel for ya.
this could almost be another thread, 'best places you have ever taken your poo'.
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My favourite bit last night was when the ad exec saw both adverts and was pretty speechless after seeing them.
The cucumber ad was just wrong on soooooo many levels, and the marathon one just didn't get the product. In fact, I don't think either of them had really understood what the product was.
And it's not like it was a fancy piece of new technology, it was a BODYWASH
Muppets.
The cucumber ad was just wrong on soooooo many levels, and the marathon one just didn't get the product. In fact, I don't think either of them had really understood what the product was.
And it's not like it was a fancy piece of new technology, it was a BODYWASH
Muppets.
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For a bunch of graduates, they're really really dense.
El Sueno
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El Guapo said:yes of course, it said in my guide book that if you take a shit in the trump towers then good luck will come your way.I was tempted to set off a floater into the wishing pool at the bottom of the waterfall that comes out of the wall in the reception/cafe type area on the ground floor.
And behold not two minutes after leaving my present for Don I found a pair of jeans across the road in exactly my size, now theres good intel for ya.
this could almost be another thread, 'best places you have ever taken your poo'.
Looks like that ended up on someone's plate - lucky bastard.
Both adverts were so bad I was glad the whole lot of them were pulled into the boardroom. I was sitting watching it and thinking, honestly, I could do better than this. Much, much better.
nino_savatte
No pasaran!
Last night Trump gave the winners each $20,000 to spend on themselves.
But what is his obsession with Greco-Roman objets d'arts all about?
But what is his obsession with Greco-Roman objets d'arts all about?
El Sueno
Dabbler
nino_savatte said:
Did you see the looks on the opposing team's faces when he just started handing out cash rewards?!! What a shallow twat Trump is, after complaining wildly that neither of the teams showed any creativity in their previous tasks... way to set an example, you toupe/stitched-head silly cunt.
nino_savatte
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El Sueno said:
Oh aye, he was like some king of auld doling out largesse. But what a sad bunch of losers...book smarts versus street smarts, my arse. They're all friggn' thick greedy twats to a person.
nino_savatte
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El Sueno said:
Now that would have made great telly!
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
The black woman was fucking annoying tonight - she was so sure she was gonna win, cos she thought "i'm black and i therefore clearly know what young black fellas want". She was taking all the credit when she was convinced they had won, but soon blamed others when they lost.
If she does not get fired i'll wear my hat!
PS - like the way that even the continuity announcer mentions trumps ridiculous thatch - it is certainly the most memorable feature of the show
If she does not get fired i'll wear my hat!
PS - like the way that even the continuity announcer mentions trumps ridiculous thatch - it is certainly the most memorable feature of the show
El Sueno
Dabbler
She was so "I know about Harlem so just leave this to me". I lost count of the number of times I heard the word "urban" banded about... then she described the whole thing as '"hip hop"! Like she had a special understanding... Pathetic, she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself.
Also why is EVERY task doing a promotion/ad campaign for a new product for one of Trump's mates?
Also why is EVERY task doing a promotion/ad campaign for a new product for one of Trump's mates?
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