apprentice 2018

Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by isvicthere?, Sep 23, 2018.

  1. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    Who else is looking forward to this?
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  2. Mrs D

    Mrs D . Banned

    I shan’t bother this time. It’s boring now.
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  3. Smokeandsteam

    Smokeandsteam Well-Known Member

    I am. Compulsive viewing.
  4. Lupa

    Lupa Well-Known Member

    Hate it.
  5. Mrs Miggins

    Mrs Miggins There's been a slight cheese accident

    I'll give it a whirl!
  6. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

    It is very samey, although I spark it up by imagining the lippy shit I'd spit back at Sugar when he's being a twat.

    Do we know when it starts?
  7. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    Me too.
    I can't wait for it to start
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  8. discobastard

    discobastard Well-Known Member

    Used to love it. Now barely glance at it because it hasn’t changed or done anything new.

    In fact I resent the tiny portion of my licence fee that goes to Alan Sugar for trotting out the same tired old shit year after year.

    It gives business a bad name. There’s no innovation, no nuance, no depth of thinking.

    There’s actually an interesting gap somewhere in between Dragon’s Den and the Apprentice for something that shows genuinely talented people developing ideas and products/services and doing really thoughtful market research, creative and development work that could be quite good viewing. But it wouldn’t get the viewing figures because it won’t have the stuff that most people seem to want to see, which is people failing and acting like idiots.
  9. discobastard

    discobastard Well-Known Member

    Have you seen it before??
  10. Mrs Miggins

    Mrs Miggins There's been a slight cheese accident

    Yep :D
  11. discobastard

    discobastard Well-Known Member

    I’d quite like to have not seen it so I could marvel at the stupidity again, but it’s the same nonsense every year
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  12. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    5th October. :cool:
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  13. sim667

    sim667 Licking windows on the 303 bus.


    I'm getting very sick and tired of watching narcissistic idiots with absolutely fuck all common sense on TV.
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  14. Spod

    Spod Well-Known Member

    I used to love it but its way way past its sell-by date now. Enough! Something new!
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  15. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    Much as it's becoming a tired format, I'm still hooked.

    One thing that has disappeared in recent series: increasingly implausible multiples of "100%" the contestants are going to "give it".

    This has been replaced by "smash it" as a general exclamation of a job emphatically mastered.
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  16. belboid

    belboid TUC Off Your Knees

    A tired format, and I'm away for the first two episodes. Hopefully that will mean I wont get hooked into the godawful pile of shite again. But I probably will.
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  17. Motown_ben

    Motown_ben Well-Known Member

    It started to feel its age a few series back and I just can't get interested in it any more. So it's a no from me.

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  18. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

    Really? I ask because that's a Friday, and I'm sure previous series have been on a Wednesday or a Thursday.

    Plus it's a prime Gogglebox programme, and that's on at 9pm on a Friday. Them commenting on something currently showing would surely fuck the entire space-time continuum.
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  19. Mrs Miggins

    Mrs Miggins There's been a slight cheese accident

    It's Weds 3 Oct
    The balance of the universe will be preserved after all.
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  20. donkyboy

    donkyboy Crazy cat man

    the last season i saw was when that guy played up his jewish background in order to impress sugar. also the season where the contestants mixed up koshar/halal. might have been the famous terodactyl impersonation season,come to think about it..
  21. kabbes

    kabbes "A top 400 poster"

    At the very least, it needs Sugar to be replaced. He’s so predictable at this point there’s little point watching it actually play out once the task is done.
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  22. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    Sorry, it's next Weds. Got the date wrong. :(
  23. sleaterkinney

    sleaterkinney Well-Known Member

    Just like me.

  24. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    rather than kickingthem out of the house, they should face waterboarding and a prolonged period of manual labour in the south atlantic. and i know nothing about the present cadre of twats. yet
  25. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Patterdale Terrorist R.I.P.

    It's a no from me. Alan "Fucking" Sugar can go choke on a bag of dicks. Fuck him :mad:

    All the cunts on it are cunts too


    <got a rage on> :oops::thumbs:
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  26. souljacker

    souljacker A bit of skullduggery

    I'll watch it. I always do. I enjoy watching people make cunts of themselves.
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  27. Calamity1971

    Calamity1971 If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.

    Not been the same since Harry hills TV burp finished. 'good morning Lord Sugar', bunch of arse licking cunts. :mad:
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  28. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

  29. Rosemary Jest

    Rosemary Jest Wrong and Unstable

    They should get Donald Trump to present it.

    Oh... :thumbs:
  30. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

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