Apple event - 9th Sept - Live: iPhone 6, iWatch, iOS8, more?

[neonwilderness]

 

[weltweit]

Battery life?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

No stream here either - what fuckwits.

The box below says

Welcome to the stage, Super Evil Megacorp.

It's back but with Chinese translation audio, really fucking annoying.

 

[neonwilderness]

Looks like they've improved the battery though

 

[mwgdrwg]

Tommy's scarf.

 

[salem]

On that lack of browser compatibility, when my iPad was stolen on a train I was really fucked off to find out that the whole find my device thing wouldn't run on my android browser and only had apps for iOS. Basically meant the small chance I had to find it was gone because of their stupid tribalism.

I didn't bother replacing it with another one.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Battery life?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Yay some bright spark has worked out how to turn off the sub audio channels!

 

[salem]

Very impressive battery times tbf

 

[Dr_Herbz]

Looks like the 5.5" works like a er mini iPad mini:

 

[ohmyliver]

woo, they've finally caught up with various Android manufacturers with screen size, um, yeah!

*high fives no-one*

Have they announced xcode 6 yet? I'm just hoping that that doesn't majorly break app automation testing using instruments...

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Very impressive battery times tbf

Yeah nice compared to my 5S but not sure how it compares to similar sized Android phones...

 

[Kid_Eternity]

They're charging through both the iPhone and iOS8 segments at some speed. Guess they really want to spend a lot of time with iWatch?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

128gigs on an iPhone? Yes please.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

So...they're keeping the 5C as their low end iPhone then...?

And on to the new wallet/ payment thing...

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

This is the interesting bit.

 

[neonwilderness]

I think they might have slightly exaggerated on how long it takes to pay for something by card

 

[elbows]

I think they might have slightly exaggerated on how long it takes to pay for something by card

That and the fact, as I understand it, that in the USA there is far less of the chip & pin stuff going on.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

I think they might have slightly exaggerated on how long it takes to pay for something by card

Innit because no one stores their cards on places like Amazon etc for one click purchases!

 

[elbows]

This is the interesting bit.

Not if you are outside the USA for now.

 

[elbows]

And now for the iCockRing

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[Kid_Eternity]

It's a watch.

 

[elbows]

Intimate ways to connect and communicate from your wrist

 

[Kid_Eternity]

http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept...li-us-8f5d9cd5-753d-4551-8a03-8c64fee9020a-vi

 

[Fez909]

Hmm, strap is nice. square face is fail.

Definitely the right idea to have kids versions in there. The adult versions aren't going to sell well, IMO.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Circles!

 

[pesh]

Columbo always did love his mac...

 

[Fez909]

wtf with all these lies on their innovations? They didn't invent any of that shit.