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anyone reading my pete doherty thread

Cheesypoof said:
ok i 'll fuck off this part of the message board even tho i been postin on it for 6 years.

i think yer all a bunch of nasty cunts

goodbye.


FLOUNCE

Technical Merit - 5/10
Artistic merit - 3/10

OVERALL FLOUNCE - 4/10


Rubbish
 
Cheesypoof said:
his music is amazing.

get a grip.

Whose, Karl Howman's?

The first Libertines had a few good ones on it, but it's been downhill since.
He's a complete tube as well, as is Lou Reed but he's actually talented so he can get away with it.
 
Pete Doherty

acid priest said:
Who the fuck is this Pete Doherty motherfucker I keep hearing about anyway?

:confused:
;)

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FridgeMagnet said:
it bloody is a long way

he's a smart bloke, just like that Pete Burns


aw, don't mock. it's not fair.

i know GEOGRAPHICALLY it's a long way from Battersea to Bollywood, but he means more than that. Have you ever thought how, like, FAR it is from Battersea to Bollywood, yeh?

it's a really long way.
 
ATOMIC SUPLEX said:
Is bollywood an actual place? You know, it that like it's real name and everything?


oh come on, maaann.. don't be so square. Bollywood is, like, a STATE OF MIND. And so's Battersea. But they're like, really different states of mind. So it's, like, a LONG WAY?

yeh?
 
Dubversion said:
aw, don't mock. it's not fair.

i know GEOGRAPHICALLY it's a long way from Battersea to Bollywood, but he means more than that. Have you ever thought how, like, FAR it is from Battersea to Bollywood, yeh?

it's a really long way.
not getting you, Dub, it's all going over my head

maybe cheesypoof could explain, in the medium of poetry
 
But Lady don't you fall backwards
Come on fall into my arms
And don't you fall backwards
I wouldn't want for you to come to any harm
And tell me if the darkness comes
I will sing you a song
And I'll love you forever
Till the morning comes
But don't you fall backwards
Come on and fall into my arms

let's look at that.
that's beautiful. First off, there's all this stuff about him being reckless and inconsiderate - to him, and his muse Kate (Kate Muse? that's beautiful, yeh?).

but he's safety conscious, he's aware, he's thinking of others, he worries for her. That's just lovely.
That he can be such a poet, such a beauty, such a distillation of the wayward spirit of Albion, and still CARE. that fair chokes me up, to be honest.

His sense of chronology is a bit screwy, but he's a poet, right, and poets march to a different.. erm.. clock.

yeh?
 
FridgeMagnet said:
not getting you, Dub, it's all going over my head

maybe cheesypoof could explain, in the medium of poetry
i think you don't get it, fm, because it is poetry... and you don't get the genius of poetry. so cheesypoof's genius would similarly fall on deaf ears.
 
FridgeMagnet said:
not getting you, Dub, it's all going over my head

maybe cheesypoof could explain, in the medium of poetry


well,we're not all going to get it.
I think you have to be a poet. or a son of Albion.

Or, you know, off your tits on the crack you bought with money you got from a tabloid in exchange for a pic of you doing crack.

Otherwise it'll evade understanding.
 
But Lady don't you fall backwards
Come on fall into my arms
And don't you fall backwards
I wouldn't want for you to come to any harm
And tell me if the darkness comes
I will sing you a song
And I'll love you forever
Till the morning comes
But don't you fall backwards
Come on and fall into my arms

I like the way he is obviously aware of the dangers women of today face and that he is readily and willing to attend to their needs.

If only there was a Pete for all the ladies that might potentially trip over 'backwards', he could sing them a song as he catches them with his 'arms' until the morning.
 
ATOMIC SUPLEX said:
I like the way he is obviously aware of the dangers women of today face and that he is readily and willing to attend to their needs.

If only there was a Pete for all the ladies that might potentially trip over 'backwards', he could sing them a song as he catches them with his 'arms' until the morning.
So are you coming to The Fall with us then, Suplex?
 
ATOMIC SUPLEX said:
I like the way he is obviously aware of the dangers women of today face and that he is readily and willing to attend to their needs.

If only there was a Pete for all the ladies that might potentially trip over 'backwards', he could sing them a song as he catches them with his 'arms' until the morning.
I'm a bit confused as to whether he means

(a) he'll be standing behind ladies, and preventing them from falling backwards by catching them in his arms - in which case there is the potentially injurious fall forwards that he is not considering;

(b) he'll be standing in front of ladies so that if they fall forwards he will catch them in his arms, and is merely exhorting them not to fall backwards - which seems to me to be a rather lackadaisical attitude to lady-falling safety. It takes more than fine words to prevent accidents. Perhaps a sign, or a railing.
 
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