Anyone ever owned a taser?

[trashpony]

I got a few of 'em for a mate, they're out in the country and want a bit of security, seemed like a sensible option. It's an "NIIP\Vympel 2K12 Kub" but I can't find any local dealers or parts stockists

Have you tried Lidl?

I think they've got a special on tank parts coming up at the end of next week. But you'll have to move quickly - they sell out of the good stuff quickly

 

[Dan U]

unless you are areturning psoter under a new guise i'm sure you wont' rememeber the wombles cases where print outs from urban were used in court (in their defence i beleive) or the paddick affair... however these boards are watched usually by lazy teidious sad terrminally dim jornos who want to make quick capital and forefill their own agendas in demonising certain sections of society... (aka the daily mail, the substandard and others) so as there is totally preceident for this and current legilation has been brought in which is far more dracionian about websites with certian informaiton on it (which could be seen as glorification of terrorism, article which would be likely to aide or abit a terrorist, etc etc) then it's prolly wise if you have any kind of common sense not to post on these subject matters...

the Wombles is SOMEWHAT different from a QUESTION about tasers. how can anyone prove it is true for example. its not a discussion about protests etc that subsequently happened is it.

as i said, there is a whole forum i'd be on the case of if i was OB/Journo looking for an angle.

 

[mauvais]

Have you tried Lidl?

I think they've got a special on tank parts coming up at the end of next week. But you'll have to move quickly - they sell out of the good stuff quickly

I'm not shopping at Lidl - I'm not some kind of terrorist

 

[Dan U]

intresting two posting names... eh??

?????????? eh?

sorry, i didnt realise there was a hierachy for being a cunt? your clearly somewhat higher up that greasy pole.

 

[Callie]

the Wombles is SOMEWHAT different from a QUESTION about tasers. how can anyone prove it is true for example. its not a discussion about protests etc that subsequently happened is it.

Bristol Indymedia got shut down and their equipment confiscated cos someone grassed them to the police because someone had posted on their site saying that they had thrown bricks at a train.

 

[mauvais]

Bristol Indymedia got shut down and their equipment confiscated cos someone grassed them to the police because someone had posted on their site saying that they had thrown bricks at a train.

Aye, plenty of precedent for this kind of stuff.

 

[boskysquelch]

something for cunts to read

not that you give a fuck

 

[Dan U]

Bristol Indymedia got shut down and their equipment confiscated cos someone grassed them to the police because someone had posted on their site saying that they had thrown bricks at a train.

where on here is there any indication this taser even exists or has been used?

sorry, i just dont see it.

 

[mauvais]

something for cunts to read

not that you give a fuck

Amnesty?

Where do you think I get this stuff?

http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/ENGAFR510012006?open&of=ENG-398

Also found or handed in were unexploded cluster bomblets from French Beluga cluster bombs (cluster munitions were reportedly used by ECOMOG forces)(10), a British Blowpipe anti-aircraft missile, a Soviet Spigot anti-tank guided weapon, two Soviet SA-7 surface-to-air missiles, and 23mm anti-aircraft guns and Katyusha 122mm rockets from Eastern Europe.

 

[boskysquelch]

Amnesty?

Where do you think I get this stuff?

http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/ENGAFR510012006?open&of=ENG-398

Not unimportant in the greater scheme of things but of little or no relevance to the topic in hand. ie where can the OP source a charger for a taser.

My link gave specific information to the topic in hand. I believe.

Obviously everycunt should have just stuck to the topic? egQ: Where can I get a charger? A:No where.

 

[mauvais]

Ach, if we're going to have a stupid thread then I'm going to assert my absolute and uncompromising right to be stupid.

 

[boskysquelch]

Ach, if we're going to have a stupid thread then I'm going to assert my absolute and uncompromising right to be stupid.

it's only words only an Inturnip Buurd!

cunt!

 

[mauvais]

it's only words only an Inturnip Buurd!

cunt!

Meanie etc

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

Not unimportant in the greater scheme of things but of little or no relevance to the topic in hand. ie where can the OP source a charger for a taser.

My link gave specific information to the topic in hand. I believe.

Obviously everycunt should have just stuck to the topic? egQ: Where can I get a charger? A:No where.

true neough i saw those links but was looking specifically for the advice about the taser bieng classified as a fire arma nd the penelties for useage etc...

for refference Dan U are you aware of the current pently for aiding and abiting soem one with an unlicenced firearm... considering the current climate bristol indy medias server seizure, the fact it only takes one arsehole with a grudge to fuck over the site and bang you are away ... the fact you are neither well versed or knowledge about thses things or moreover that you are incapable of imagining it could happen is of little regard ....

 

[zenie]

true neough i saw those links but was looking specifically for the advice about the taser bieng classified as a fire arma nd the penelties for useage etc...

for refference Dan U are you aware of the current pently for aiding and abiting soem one with an unlicenced firearm... considering the current climate bristol indy medias server seizure, the fact it only takes one arsehole with a grudge to fuck over the site and bang you are away ... the fact you are neither well versed or knowledge about thses things or moreover that you are incapable of imagining it could happen is of little regard ....

You do realise me and Dan U are different people though Garf?

As that's what you seemed to be inferring too earlier.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

You do realise me and Dan U are different people though Garf?

As that's what you seemed to be inferring too earlier.

tbh i couldn't care if you are or aren't ...

 

[Dan U]

for refference Dan U are you aware of the current pently for aiding and abiting soem one with an unlicenced firearm... considering the current climate bristol indy medias server seizure, the fact it only takes one arsehole with a grudge to fuck over the site and bang you are away ... the fact you are neither well versed or knowledge about thses things or moreover that you are incapable of imagining it could happen is of little regard ....

well arent you a chippy AND presumptuous individual.

yes i am. as i am sure the mods are. and this thread is still here is it not?

and would you like to tell me what you meant by this? i've asked you twice now and i am a bit confused?

Quote:
Originally Posted by GarfieldLeChat
intresting two posting names... eh??

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

well arent you a chippy AND presumptuous individual.

yes i am. as i am sure the mods are. and this thread is still here is it not?

and would you like to tell me what you meant by this? i've asked you twice now and i am a bit confused?

huh sorry noobie i have no will or complusion to respond to you or your machiositic jumping in with your bollocks justifications ... thanks all the same...

I'm not here to server as some kind of explaination or translation tool for the thicker posters on urban...

if you don't get it, though love...

 

[Dan U]

huh sorry noobie i have no will or complusion to respond to you or your machiositic jumping in with your bollocks justifications ... thanks all the same...

I'm not here to server as some kind of explaination or translation tool for the thicker posters on urban...

if you don't get it, though love...

you judgemental fuck. you started it!

but hey, next time i make an accusation about someone on urban i wont back it up, cos the great 'garflieldlechat' didnt. and he/she is L33T and to be obeyed

 

[subversplat]

Right, completely ignoring the "Personal defense: crap/not crap" argument, I'd say you're more likely to get a useful answer logging on to one of the many American boards over the internet. I wouldn't know where to start but there's bound to be a useful one.

Now, as to the matter of the taser itself - as someone said earlier, wouldn't a pepper spray be better? Cheap, painful, easily available on the continent and got a good 10ft range too. Sorted

 

[Jambooboo]

Now, as to the matter of the taser itself - as someone said earlier, wouldn't a pepper spray be better? Cheap, painful, easily available on the continent and got a good 10ft range too. Sorted

Was just about to mention CS gas - unlike a taser it is fine for dealing with two or more assailants.

Again unlike a taser I wouldn't consider it to be an 'offensive' weapon, as someone has to be coming at you in order for you to effectively use it against them. If an aggressor were chasing after someone trying to use it, then chances are that it'd be them that ended up getting it in their own face, whereas someone defending themself with cs gas can use it and buy themselves the opportunity to leg it.

 

[zed66]

Am I the only person finding this thread seriously fucking depressing? In what way is carrying any form of weapon a valid solution to dealing with the threat of physical violence?

 

[strung out]

you can taser the fuckers

 

[Lava]

I had a dream about tasers last night.
I spend too much time on bulletin boards.

 

[strung out]

did you taser anyone?

 

[Lava]

I think I got tazered , it was all a bit weird.

 

[strung out]

 

[zenie]

Right, completely ignoring the "Personal defense: crap/not crap" argument, I'd say you're more likely to get a useful answer logging on to one of the many American boards over the internet. I wouldn't know where to start but there's bound to be a useful one.

Thanks I will have a look

Now, as to the matter of the taser itself - as someone said earlier, wouldn't a pepper spray be better? Cheap, painful, easily available on the continent and got a good 10ft range too. Sorted

I'll see if I can convince her of that.

 

[ViolentPanda]

If only I could get it going... I pressed the big green button to try and start it, and an alarm went off, and so I pressed the big red button to try and stop it, and there was a loud hiss, but it didn't go anywhere, and when I got back out, there was a bit missing off the top

Bloody Russian diesel engines, they're total shite.

By the way, don't press the big red button. It's a direct link to the local garage. The hiss you heard was the mechanic sucking air through his teeth before saying "it's gonna cost ya". He took the bit off the top as insurance that you're gonna pay him.

 

[mauvais]

Bloody Russian diesel engines, they're total shite.

By the way, don't press the big red button. It's a direct link to the local garage. The hiss you heard was the mechanic sucking air through his teeth before saying "it's gonna cost ya". He took the bit off the top as insurance that you're gonna pay him.

Aha, that's good news - I was a bit worried about the distant fireball up in the sky, but it's now obvious that that was an happily unrelated concern