Fat gay bloke 'ere...
It's quite a long thread and I can't read it all just yet so if this has been said before, I apologise.
No, I don't like it. It bores me and football on the TV in a bar or pub is the dumbest idea going. A load of blokes shouting at a television? What's all that about, then?
But I really cringe when new aquaintances, obviously bereft of any conversational skills open with, "So, what team do you support then?", the assumption being that as a) a man, b) from t'north of England then I must have a 'team'. Well, I don't, right?
"Hello, mate. So....what do you think about Gaping Gill? Better accessed from Bar Pot or wait until Bank Holidays for the bosun's chair?"
Oh, and people saying 'We' as in "We won away to Blackburn." No, I'm afraid that unless you were actually playing you did fuck all to influence the outcome. You are, in fact, a bit of an all round mug you fucking muppet.
Oh, and wearing your 'colours'. "Bloody hell, for a minute there I thought that big fat bloke with tits standing at the bar there...yes, him...well, I thought it was David Beckham, didn't I? He's got his shirt on and that. Yeah, I can see now."
(See also my theory that the shirt-with-a-name-on-it 'fan' does not want to BE that footballer. He wants to fuck him.)