Any fun, edgy Brixtonians looking for a vibrant job?

[Brixton Hatter]

is it still the merrets?

I think he get rid of it didn't he?

North Londoners do have the best footie teams.

Chelsea is in south London!

 

[tarannau]

Like whom? As if anyone would want Tottenham - I've still bad memories of their shitty songs, bad perms and girly flair players.

Admittedly we've got Chelski and Mo Mo's Fulham, but old Arsenal was stolen from Woolwich and relocated to dregs of Highbury by those evil Northern scumbags.

Everything good comes from the South.

 

[indigo4]

Living bAR

I always thought it was shut when i walked past...no one ever ever in there, pity the poor fucker who gets a job there, bored senseless.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Oi, Northern foreigners, get off our holy South London land. Come here taking our houses, and now they're corrupting our bulletin board forums.

Feck gentrification, it's the Northernification of Brixton that I object to. When I grew up, good self-respecting Brixton lads wouldn't dream of crossing the Thames, let alone fraternising with these flat-capped Barbarians and incomers. And don't get me started on those wankers from the Home Counties either.

Rest assured tarannau we the Civilised Peoples of The Northern Home Counties have sworn a solemn oath on the grave of an old Atco lawnmower, that we will not venture into the Dark Zones known as Saafotherriver let alone that wild land beyond the Great Ice Barrier calling itself Bricks Town or somesuch. You would not appreciate our golf trousers and woolly cardigans with leather buttons and so you are the losers.