Anti-sex loos in Porthcawl, Wales

[krtek a houby]

Submitted in error?

Maybe a bit premature

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Maybe a bit premature

Those behind the plans probably feel limp and deflated now.

 

[krtek a houby]

Those behind the plans probably feel limp and deflated now.

a painful withdrawal, no doubt

 

[farmerbarleymow]

a painful withdrawal, no doubt

Moist gussets all round I suspect.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

They've obviously learned a hard lesson.

 

[Sputwang]

Porthcawl is one of the few places this might fly. I used to deliver leaflets there and it's the only place where a grumpy old prick said "I say, look here" to me for stepping on his lawn.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Submitted in error?

It was the town council who committed to building the bogs, which need permission from the county council (bridgend). Sounds like county council have basically sent an email with the header 'wtf'

 

[farmerbarleymow]

A shame really, as the toilets could have become a tourist attraction.

 

[Gromit]

Submitted in error?

To be honest I think they just looked up every possible feature possible on today's market and sought planning permission for all of it.

Then when permission is granted you can build whatever you want. The submission fee doesn't vary. Just cause you have permission for a £8k tilting floor doesn't mean you'll actually go-ahead and build it. It's just nice to know you could if you later get the money.

Porthcawl don't exactly strike me a the type of council that would spend on loo roll holders let alone high tech floor sensors.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

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[Sputwang]

Bungalows for miles.

 

[krtek a houby]

A shame really, as the toilets could have become a tourist attraction.

Porthcawl bog crawl?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Porthcawl bog crawl?

The puritan trail.

 

[Pickman's model]

The puritan trail.

the poo-ridden trail

 

[Pickman's model]

A shame really, as the toilets could have become a tourist attraction.

the postcard sales alone might be worth tens of pounds, over several years

 

[Ming]

Maybe they've seen the light through the glory hole?

But yeah, the detailed nature of them make it unlikely it was an error - why would they have drawn up those plans otherwise.

Video NSFW

 

[Sputwang]

Porthcawl is one of the few places this might fly. I used to deliver leaflets there and it's the only place where a grumpy old prick said "I say, look here" to me for stepping on his lawn.

But in hindsight it's also the only place where a little old lady ran out to offer me a jumper because she thought I might catch a cold. So sweet. (Cwtches little old lady)

 

[Wookey]

Paging Wookey - he might know the answer to that conundrum.

Ahem, as I understand it, getting a chewy is one up from getting a sucky.



PS: Where did all these whacky emoticons come from? Is that new?? Have I just never scrolled down far enough... or are they new?!

That's Michael Jackson if ever I saw him!

 

[pengaleng]

is people having sex in public toilets actually an issue?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

or are they new?!

they are the old ones that have been hidden for a few years and recently come back - although they were available using the secret buttons during their wilderness years

 

[Wookey]

they are the old ones that have been hidden for a few years and recently come back - although they were available using the secret buttons during their wilderness years

Well, what the fuck else are you guys keeping from me?? You'll be telling me about the discreet sex chat dungeon behind the curtain next.

 

[Wookey]

Please.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

You'll be telling me about the discreet sex chat dungeon behind the curtain next.

you're not allowed to talk about the discreet sex chat dungeon behind the curtain

 

[Wookey]

you're not allowed to talk about the discreet sex chat dungeon behind the curtain

I blimmin knew it!!

"Oooh, its just a store cupboard Wookey..."

Tsk. You let me down.

 

[Wilf]

I tried to come up with an idea of what "winning a Chewbacca" might mean but everything I could think of was completely unsuitable for a family website

Let him win or he'll pull your arms off.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yep, they have come up with loos in Wales to stop people having sex in them, from now on, its the park bench or childrens playground

"The planning documents detail a range of deterrent measures, including weight sensitive floors to make sure only one user is in a cubicle at a time, as well as sensors that detect violent movements.

When the sensors are triggered, the cubicle's inhabitants will be doused with fine jets of water, the doors will automatically open and a high-pitched alarm will sound.

If all that weren't enough, the loos will have a restricted time entry with an audible warning, combined with the lights and heating being switched off."

Anti-sex toilets will detect 'violent movement' and douse randy couples in water

So people/Welsh males won't be able to sneak their sheep into the khazi for a quicky? It's pure oppression, I tells ya!

 

[Des Kinvig]

Antisex! Doubleplusgood!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Let him win or he'll pull your arms off.

Better.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

discreet sex chat dungeon

Also known as a 'cottage' I understand...

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

is people having sex in public toilets actually an issue?

They closed the rest rooms in the park near me because of too many people having sex in them. However, we do seem to be about a decade behind most trends.