moochedit
Why isn't the christmas forum open yet?
I reckon I weigh a lot more than a lot of courting couples (c.120kg) so what happens if I go in and have a particularly violent and lengthy poo?
Take an umbrella in with you

I reckon I weigh a lot more than a lot of courting couples (c.120kg) so what happens if I go in and have a particularly violent and lengthy poo?

Sounds like water sprays might be a good idea - I mean you wouldn't want a sticky Chewbacca.Yet completely suitable for a night down Porthcawl loos![]()
Love Porthcawl and its totally rubbish funfair (although it may have improved since I last visited)
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Coney Beach Pleasure Park, Porthcawl, Vale of Glamorgan, south Wales
Such a shame it lost its station....
You'll probably never show your face in Porthcawl ever againI reckon I weigh a lot more than a lot of courting couples (c.120kg) so what happens if I go in and have a particularly violent and lengthy poo?
Since when has Urban75 been a 'family website'?I tried to come up with an idea of what "winning a Chewbacca" might mean but everything I could think of was completely unsuitable for a family website![]()
That’s Brixton, isn’t it?!
Yeah I think so, it was posted on Shit London earlierThat’s Brixton, isn’t it?!
(I’m all seriousness, I’m sure that’s Brixton)

Looks very familiar....!Yeah I think so, it was posted on Shit London earlier![]()
Paging Wookey - he might know the answer to that conundrum.I tried to come up with an idea of what "winning a Chewbacca" might mean but everything I could think of was completely unsuitable for a family website![]()

Presumably not everybody is into rough trade in public lavs, and therefore might prefer to pick up a random person for a sensual fuck?Doubt you’d be going to a public loo for that

A bull would be too heavy. It would set it off.I smell bullshit.
I smell bullshit.

Just balance a full bucket on the door frame. It might fall accidentally but you can't be too careful.
I don't know man. Old types these days...Of bullshit? Seriously Porthcawl is a retirement community full of captain mainwaring types and this is most likely an anti homeless measure.
What's a pelvis festival?Heh, doubt it'll be ready in time for the pelvis festival next month. (I may be a hairier version of Dumpy from Dumpys rusty nuts but I still get molested every year)
Elvis the Pelvis.What's a pelvis festival?
I was expecting something more...interesting?Elvis the Pelvis.
Porthcawl is the annual home of biggest uk Elvis Presley festival.
I have friends who perform there most years.
What's a pelvis festival?
The council has apologised saying the anti-sex measures were included in the planning application in error.
Plans for anti-sex toilets in seaside town 'submitted in error'

Maybe they've seen the light through the glory hole?Submitted in error?![]()