Discussion in 'Brixton' started by el-ahrairah, Jul 23, 2012.
tucked away in this little powerpoint presentation...
Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend
Trained killer crack squirrelle
A crack team of assassins
Used to see alcohol-maddened tree-rats in Battersea Park, where they'd get at discarded bottles of beer or wine. Always hilarious seeing a grey squirrel run into a tree, rather than up it.
Does anyone think you could train the Brixton ones to recognise certain local edgy property developers/part time actors/boxers just from a blown up photo?
[asking for a friend]
I see the grey squirrels in At James Park. Fat fuckers. They live the high life sponging of tourists. The government should crack down on these feckless layabouts.
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