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Annoying things pets do

I think people who own cats, have a large streak of this in them.

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I still remember the day (Boxing Day, the year that Superman came out - I was probably about 9 or 10) when our dog ate my entire selection box. We weren't allowed much chocolate as kids so a selection box was a big treat. All that was left was a packet of Murray Fruits. :(:mad:

Best mate as a kid's dog did this and it died. chocolate is poisonous to dogs!
 
Anyone that knows me knows that I love animals and adore my pets.

But Jacob one of my Oriental cats is in disgrace today after breaking into the fridge last night and nomming our Xmas cheese, about 10 quids worth. I say he nommed it - he didn't eat the whole lot, he just removed 2 packages of cheese, unwrapped them, ate the edges and left trails of cheese all over the floor, left fang marks in the middles, and dragged them both around the floor under the bed, breaking them into bits and covering them in carpet fluff and cat hair.

:mad:

tme for a toddler fridge lock??

My mates cats know where their food is kept and get it out and smack the box on the floor until it opens... then they leave it on the floor! they will only eat from their bowls!:rolleyes:
 
I have actually spotted a mothercare fridge lock that looks as if it will withstand a bit of punishment so will give that a go next.
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I don't know what your 'something like this' is because unfortunately there's no picture that I can see
It was a Bengal Tiger.....
 
now given that there isnt really too much space left on a double bed thats occupied by two people you would also, reasonably, assume that Ellie is a small dog say not much lrger than your average moggie.

wrong. Ellie is a 38 kilo Rotweiller.

well I have an average size moggy who kicked me out of bed last night

TWICE!!!

:mad:
 
Sachin and Flinty got the fridge open earlier this year some of you may recall and scoffed a load of chicken. They've still not been properly forgiven for that. :mad: Flinty will climb up things to retrieve Dentabits and Whiskas treat tubs and then open them sharing the treasures with Meg and Sachin. We've had several tubs with dirty great teeth marks in the bottom.

Meg demands a night time fuss. In fact any time you go in our bedroom she wants a fuss. Day, night, busy or chillin'. And she sticks her tongue out and dribbles. And paws me and whines if we don't fuss her. I think she's part Siamese going by her face shape which would explain it.

The boy likes chewing my hair and has a fetish for toes poking out of duvets so while we're trying to nod off we've got Meg staring at us with a dewy drop on her chin and Sachin staring at your feet pinkies in case of a chance of attack :rolleyes:
 
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