Anyone that knows me knows that I love animals and adore my pets.
But Jacob one of my Oriental cats is in disgrace today after breaking into the fridge last night and nomming our Xmas cheese, about 10 quids worth. I say he nommed it - he didn't eat the whole lot, he just removed 2 packages of cheese, unwrapped them, ate the edges and left trails of cheese all over the floor, left fang marks in the middles, and dragged them both around the floor under the bed, breaking them into bits and covering them in carpet fluff and cat hair.